TikTok looner

I choose to let my weird show, so others know it’s ok.


I started a TikTok channel, and a friend said, “if you want to post and get followers, do your balloon videos.”

Driving men wild, one toe at a time.

I’ve been posting videos on YouTube almost as long as I’ve been blogging, 11 years blogging and 9 years on YouTube. I’ve been on TikTok since September 2021, and currently have about 3500 followers, which grows by the hour. My friends are taking interest in my balloon fetish. Many have come over and hang out, playing with balloons because….IT’S FUN! We have a fantastic time and it’s not weird for anyone. Some have entered Pattie’s Balloon Studio skeptical, but they all leave loon lovers. My husband isn’t into being on camera, so he usually my camera man. Lucky guy. ūüėČ

Suntan feets

I started going live on TikTok. In fact, I’m going to live again soon. I’m currently in TikTok jail for 2 days for violating community standards one too many times, within a certain timeframe. That is a bunch of crap, but whatever. I can’t help it I’m sexy. The violations were posts, not me saying or doing something that was reported. TikTok is a time wasteland (I’ve been sucked into), and it’s crazy what people will report as a violation, but two seconds later, a picture of a hot 24 year old will stream by topless, and that’s ART.

WELL, I’m ART too, with my balloons. Ask thousands of looners and feet lovers. I have the cutest (and I’m told sexiest) feet ever with or without nylons.

Who doesn’t love silk thigh highs?

Worthy of TikTok jail, as I now known.


Requests so Far

Pool Floats and balloon popping fun.

Took about 15 minutes to blow this up with my friend, Lonna
Lonna & Pattie POP

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve started posting balloon videos and talking to other looners again. Often they message with videos they want. Some of the requests I get are not surprising, others raise my eyebrows. I will never mention anyone’s name or information that would reveal who they are. Privacy is important, but writing about this experience is a way for others to learn.

The standard request. . .if I will hump a balloon (simulating sex) and that will always be a no. I do sit pop, and sometimes it’s a struggle to get those good balloons to blow, but I am not simulating sex. I am just fighting good latex to the death.

I get asked to act like other people. I take the time to learn who they want me to write about, or act like, and why. Once I know what they want to hear a story about, I will take it from there. Writing is my thing, before balloons even. I will take whatever is floating around in their head and give it structure.

Very popular is cigarette popping videos. I could probably do them everyday and get twice as many followers, but I quit smoking in 2013. I need to come up with something else to use. I’m thinking incense sticks…?

I look mean. I am not. ūüôā

Inflatables is another popular request. Yes, I do love blowing up inflatables. I will make a video for you of me blowing one up that you choose to send. Pool toys are awesome fun. I love the giant heart float that was a gift.

The strangest request I’ve received was if I would stab a soccer ball with a knife.

Yeah, that raised my eyebrows.

Keep popping!


Girlboxer1970 Travels

Pink Arrows–Places I want to travel

Yellow Stars–Places I’ve been

Girlboxer1970 Visits Map Map North America south-america-map

Homemade Slip N Slide

After a water balloon battle that came down to Tyler versus me, we broke out the bottle of Dawn dish soap and made a Slip-N-Slide out of a paint drop cloth. ¬†It didn’t take long for my neighbor, Deb, to add the plastic bag her new mattress arrived in, and in no time, we had fun trying not to break any bones. ¬†Well, I was trying that is, the kids don’t really think about their bones breaking during moments like this. ¬†Tyler, Blaine and Tesla were reckless and daring, as usual.

My brilliant idea of the day.  Make a slip-n-slide.

My brilliant idea of the day. Make a slip-n-slide.



The playing field

The playing field


The battle lasted longer than I thought; many balloons didn’t break on the first throw. ¬†We had about 80 balloons, the green ones looked like hand-grenades. ¬†The tie-dyes were really cool and everyone’s favorites.

After Deb cut open the mattress cover, I womaned up and joined in the fun. ¬†Deb didn’t want involved, so she stuck to taking pictures. ¬†Didn’t hurt myself, but I admit, I’m tired. ¬†Good thing Suz is coming over and making dinner! ¬†ūüôā

What a fun, but exhausting day!  A day that memories are made from.  ~P.




We love you, Dover, PA

My little sister Sue in front of Pap's tractor.

My little sister Sue in front of Pap’s tractor.

Dover is my hometown. ¬†Yeah, call me a farmer girl, I don’t mind.

No, I didn’t ride a tractor to school. ¬†I don’t think my grandfather would have allowed it. ¬†We weren’t even allowed on the tractor with him; only permitted to follow behind the plow, to gather night-crawlers for fishing.

My love for Dover gave me the desire to start a Dover, PA Facebook page.  This link will take you to the page.  Be sure to click the like button on the page to get postings on your Facebook wall.  https://www.facebook.com/YouKnowYoureFromDoverPaWhen

I have fond memories of riding my bicycle all over rural Dover, never once feeling concerned for my safety.  Dover made me feel safe then, and still does today.

The country roads were endless and my youthful energy kept me riding daily during the summer. ¬†Sometimes, a group of us would hang out at Rohler’s Assembly of God. ¬†We all knew the pastor’s son Ron, our classmate, and spent hours riding in circles at the church, sometimes to Dillon’s farm to watch the cows or over to Crone’s farm to eat strawberries off the plants. ¬†On Rohler’s Church Road we would eat apples and peaches…probably the healthiest part of our diets we just picked as we road bikes.

I had so many friends that still hold true, since we met at Dover Elementary School in 1976 and continued through graduation at Dover High School in 1989. ¬†One highlight of my childhood was my Sweet 16 birthday party. ¬†My parents held it at Rohler’s picnic grounds (or the pavilion as we called it) and it was fantastic. ¬†Click the first thumbnail to open the gallery.

My friends are what makes Dover special to me. ~P.



Philadelphia Pride Parade 2013

Sunday, June 9th was the annual Pride Parade in Philadelphia.  Happy 25 years of pride Philadelphia!

Click on the first picture and the gallery will open.  Comments welcome!  I was able to take amazing shots after I walked into the press box like I belonged there.


Amish Mafia Presentation

They've been around.  The English just didn't need to know it.

They’ve been around. The English just didn’t need to know it.

Click here——–>AmishMafia Crider Religious Studies<————Click here

The Veracity of Reality Television in the 21st Century

The Amish Mafia Conspiracy

Patricia A. Crider

Religion 368

Professor Christa Shusko


Pattie Crider’s Resume & CV

Patricia A. Crider

Career Focus

Writer/Editor/Photographer responsibilities with a magazine, PR firm, book publisher, or newspaper.

Experience Summary

  • Experienced in writing feature articles, short stories, biographies, essays, editorial pieces, press releases, research reports, fiction and non-fiction.
    • Well versed in copyediting, transcription/editing of interviews, and proofreading.
    • Strong technical command of the English language; familiarity with virtually all writing styles; serious commitment to excellence in the printed and published word.
    • Strong background in business management and accounting.


York College of Pennsylvania-Prof. Writing Major, Photography & Religious Studies Minor 2010-present
Dover Area High School-Diploma Dover, PA 1989


Manager/Writer, ¬†‚Äď The Spartan, York, PA

  • Interviewer, researcher, reporter, OP articles, word puzzles, event coverage
  • Online manager of the Spartan website
6/10 –
Writer, ¬†Blogger ‚Äď girlboxer1970.com Internet

  • Owner & operator-dedicated to tracking life as it happens around me.
  • Specifically focuses on college life.
  • Founder of Facebook Page “You Know You’re from Dover, PA when…”
11/10 –
Co-owner ‚Äď Delauter‚Äôs A1 Moving Helpers,¬† Windsor, PA ¬† ¬†Established and managed a countrywide, fully licensed Household Goods Carrier

  • Filed all proper licensing, insurances, taxing agents.
  • Developed logos, brochures, postcards, company website, office templates, and referral program with tracking results.
  • Managed office of approx. 6 including payroll, tax filing, invoicing, phone calls, credit charges, client check payments.
  • Interview applicants, completed full background checks, credit checks, drug testing, arranged flights, storage rentals, house packing services, estimates.
  • Supervised moves and house packing, assisted by 1-6 employees
  • Communicated with all offices necessary, complied with all mandatory paperwork, attended to customer and employee issues, dismissal of employees.
  • Hired part-time secretary to assist with office duties, trained for 6 months
10/04 – 02/08
Public Servant ‚Äď Pennsylvania.

  • PA Department of Liquor¬† -Assistant Manager Shrewsbury Wine & Spirits

-Attended to liquor sales, consumer needs, supervised full and part time clerks, daily paperwork, sales logs, controlled credit and cash receipts, implemented general promotions, ordered supplies, spirits, wine and special requests

  • PA Department of Labor & Industry¬† -Tax Technician¬† Harrisburg, PA

-Completed one year tax training in Unemployment Compensation 2003

-Receive and review employer’s UC taxes, calculate/determine tax status, issue vouchers for ledger changes, e-mail work assignments to agents assisting in the field, create client files,  billing/refunds, file bankruptcies, liens, sheriff sales, deferred applications, partial and full transfers of businesses

-Review and handle UC credits and charges for non-profit organizations completed all work assignments given in a timely and accurate manner.

-Retired end of year to establish a small business.

11/93 – 12/04

Computer Skills

WordPerfect ‚ÄĘ Microsoft Word ‚ÄĘ Quickbooks ‚ÄĘ WordPress ‚ÄĘ Twitter ‚ÄĘ Facebook ‚ÄĘ Tumblr

Click to read¬†Curriculum Vitae ¬†CV for PAC¬†Patricia’s Path of life

You know what’s cool?

It is cool that at pretty much any second I can decide to blog to my readers.¬† I just stop whatever I’m doing and say….”Hey what’s up?”¬† For instance, I was checking out my bank account and watching¬†the money¬†disappear.¬† You know the feeling???

I did have an important check clear my account.

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Looks like I was telling the truth to my future ex-hubby.¬† The check would be good….not bounce off the walls.¬† I really don’t know if John sent the check into domestics.¬† I did get a deposit of $170.35 through PASCDU, but that couldn’t be my check already.¬† My rent is due and once I pay that and the trash/sewer bill, I’ll have about $86.¬† I really hope he did send that moving day check to domestics….since he wouldn’t tear it up.

Well, my sister Suz just showed up with Blaine.¬† My sister is the greatest!¬† She’s sitting here talking to our mom about how much liquid¬†mom has to drink for some test.¬† My poor mom has been through hell with her health.¬† ūüė¶¬† Suz is hanging up and mom is going back to her drinking….

Back to the real world,




Dear John VI


Dear John,

This one will be short as I’m dashing off to see my boyfriend, Dale Hollinger.¬† I’m sure you already have done your research, or at least had LaDonna fill you in.¬† Isn’t she just a great office manager?¬† Hopefully she is keeping the books very accurate for everyone’s sake.¬† Have you given her a raise since I did last?¬†¬†Back in 2009?¬† You know she graduated top of her class and¬†I can’t imagine she’s going to stick at the office forever.¬† Why would she?!

Back to me leaving my home to visit with friends; I miss Tesla.  If she were here tonight, she would get to visit my awesome friends also.  I hope you are spending quality time with Tesla in some fashion, or another.  I want Tesla to have the closeness she has with me, with you.

Our court date is approaching quickly, August 19th, I believe.  Will things get decided so Tesla can start school?  Once we can get over this hurdle, we can take the next leap over divorce.  I have to write Heather soon.  I see her so often with you and Tess.  Does she have a job?  I know how you like your women to stay in the home.

No longer caged,



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