The Church of Lady Gaga

The chosen disciple of Ga

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LADY GAGA.  THROUGH HER THE WORD OF GA IS SPOKEN.  PREPARE NOW FOR THE END OF TIMES.  THE NEW WORLD WILL BE USHERED IN.  THE WORD OF GA IS FOR ALL TO HEAR AND LEARN.  ACT NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE THIS CHANCE OF LIVING IN A UTOPIAN SOCIETY.

Pattie Crider

New Religious Movements

The Church of Gaga

10/25/2011

The charismatic leader, Lady Gaga has presented her followers with the 10 Commandments of the 21st Century.  The guide stones are located in Elberton, GA and were placed there by an anonymous group.  While not specifically stated, they are
believed to be the creation of the Illuminati.  There is no formal church sight at this time but access to Lady Gaga and her interpretation of Ga’s word can be found in her music, tattoos, hair styles and photographs.

This new religious movement combines a strange mixture of established religions.  Gaga
was raised a Catholic and features her defiance of Catholicism by flaunting her
Illuminati symbols and devil signs.  She presents herself as the mother to “monsters”… everyone is welcome to follow her and she draws you into her songs.  She
dreamed about the GA guide stones until one day, they appeared with a message
that she understood.  That message is “follow what I do and say….dress like me if you want…otherwise just adore me.  I take all of you!  You must live by these 10 laws.”

1.  MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE.

Millions of people have formed online to see if she, “The Lady Gaga” has a message.  Her satanic message is causing the mentally ill to snap.  Deaths are occurring that
can’t be explained.  Not just random, but mysteries.  The earth is going to be
cleared of unworthy people.  The population will be reduced to 500,000,000 on December 21st 2012.  GaGa explains, “There will be no Christmas to celebrate.  Most of you will
be gone to Heaven and the remainders will begin a new life.”

 2. GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY – IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY

We must stay in shape.  No one loves a fat Ga.  See how gorgeous I am?  Get up and learn my songs and dance steps.  No lazy Ga Monsters!

3.UNITE HUMANITY WITH A LIVING NEW
LANGUAGE.

Listen to my words earthlings.  I am actually an alien, planted on Earth through Lady Ga.  What she sings and says is My Word.  Learn this new language.  Study and embrace the new language and you will understand My word.

 

4. RULE PASSION – FAITH – TRADITION – AND ALL THINGS WITH TEMPERED REASON.

Get along.  Believe in Me.  Understand that I am of the Heavens, an alien.  You see because I send My message through Lady Gaga.  Be good to each other. The Anti-Ga Cultist Resistance Group (AGaCRuG) is out to take you from Me.

 5.  PROTECT PEOPLE AND
NATIONS WITH FAIR LAWS AND JUST COURTS

We must over-throw the government and start over again.  Most of those stupid
politicians need to go anyway.  I will decide the fate of the in prison justly.  Most will die, Charles Mason will be saved.  He is one of the chosen and will do Ga’s will as instructed.

 

6.  LET ALL NATIONS RULE
INTERNALLY RESOLVING EXTERNAL DISPUTES IN A WORLD COURT

Ga will continue his messages through Me.  Do not fear her messages.  They are everywhere and easily found.  Join My Monsters, learn and we will someday
have peace on Earth.  A new, utopian life.  There will be no external disputes.

7. AVOID PETTY LAWS AND USELESS OFFICIALS

We will not need written laws on pettiness.  Officials of the old religions will be replaced both in religious sanctions and governmental. No one will tell you who to love and marry.  Only those left are worthy, and may choose freely.  We will repopulate the earth with our Monster seed.

 

8. BALANCE PERSONAL RIGHTS WITH SOCIAL DUTIES

Be yourself but act with correctness.  We will be changing the world.  This world is full of hate and we have the ability to use that hate to start a new society by forming new families. 

9. PRIZE TRUTH – BEAUTY – LOVE- SEEKING HARMONY WITH THE INFINITE

Be honest with others.  Be honest with yourself.  Show your inner beauty and
embrace it.  We will grow in harmony for eternity.  The Apocalyptic times are
here.  Heed what the ancient Mayans have taught.  There is no time to waste.

10. BE NOT A CANCER ON THE EARTH – LEAVE ROOM FOR NATURE.

Ga will judge the Earthlings.  If you are a cancer you will be banished.  The earth needs to
replenish its self.  Removing 6 billion people will clear the way for nature to return.

Just the beginning of my religious cult.  I think the final paper must be at least 12 pages.  Will keep posting as my assignments makes progress.

All hail Ga,

~P.

Inside Me

This poem “Inside Me” was written in May 1988

Mrs. Ney’s creative communications class

 

 

Deep inside me,

I feel an oncoming scream of frustration.

Bottled inside me,

Deep feelings for one who doesn’t know I care.

Sighing inside me,

Every time I pass him in the hall.

Crying inside me,

Knowing I could never tell him I care.

Dying inside me,

Knowing I’ll never have him.

-Pattie Crider

Reflecting on Creative Writing

Reflecting on Creative Writing Course         

Through-out this semester I believe my writing skills have improved.  The credit for this improvement goes to the Creative Writing course.  I have always had interest in creative literary pieces but prior to enrolling in this class, I never read outside of the genres I enjoy.  This semester allowed me to step out of my comfort zone of novel reading and realize the enormous amount of genre themes and forms of writing available.  The general terminology provided in the Creative Writing Textbook and classroom discussion greatly assisted in my understanding of the language of writers and meaning of literary terms.

            The Creative Writing course also calmed my fears concerning my major in Professional Writing.  I wanted to feel comfortable writing my own non-fiction stories but did not know how to go about accomplishing this.  Often I would doubt my ability to make what has happened or is happening in my life interesting to others.  I did not want my short stories to have a whiney sense about them that would cause a negative reaction from a reader.  My goal was to find a way to share clips of my life in a humorous and/or shocking fashion that would hold a reader’s attention as a compelling piece of work. 

            At times the writing workshops were interesting beyond words.  The creativeness of my classmates really pushed me to give serious thought to what I would be presenting during my workshop timeslot.  Assumptions I made at the beginning of the semester were crushed by the abilities of my fellow students.  Never again will I jump to the conclusion that someone who appears uninterested in class discussion won’t have the ability to write captivating stories.  Of all the works presented during workshop, the piece that impressed me the most was that of a student that appeared to be lost in his own thoughts during class.

            Workshop also taught me the fine art of constructive criticism.  This is very important because I now have the ability to look deeper into a written piece of work and not only critique it but realize how differently people can interpret a story or poem.  I have a stronger appreciation for poetry and enjoy reading a poem several times to see if I can interpret it differently.  Classroom discussion of my essay opened my eyes to all the different avenues I could take concerning an aging bridge in York County. 

            I also credit visiting writers for creating excitement outside of the classroom setting.  Marcy Dermansky, Curtis Smith and especially    David Shields passion for writing was contagious.  Meeting these authors and hearing their personal stories as struggling artists was inspirational.  I literally felt like I could burst with happiness when Shields both praised and critiqued my hermit crab essay.  Also this semester, I attended the Professional Writers Forum at Gettysburg College.  The amount of information I acquired will undeniably assist me in the future.

The greatest development for me personally is blogging on the WordPress.com website.  When my professor said “For nineteen bucks you can get your own blog site” my ears perked up.  I have been blogging regularly since early March and now have a following of people reading my work.  Recently my site surpassed five thousand hits and has generated comments on my site and to my email.  My plan for the future is to publish a creative non-fiction book containing slices of my life.  This blog site has become a preview to what my book will contain.  I believe loyal readers of my blog site will have interest in reading my published story. 

With these hopes of publishing a national best-seller, I will continue working on my drafts from class.  Using the knowledge I have gained this semester during class from my professor, visiting writers and classmates I will continue to push myself to “write what I can’t shut up about” to the best of my ability.

Wet, dirty and now single

Scavengers

The property of Beaver Hole is clearly marked “No Trespassing” but evidence left behind at the bridge is proof that people ignore “posted” property signs.  The amount of trash left behind and the content can be shocking.  At some point during the summer of 2010 I began picking up the trash carelessly discarded.  I chose a barren area by a telephone pole to set the trash bags and someone, I assume the garbage collectors, pick them up.

The common trash is just that, everyday paper, cans, bottles, wrappers, etc that people would usually throw in their trashcan.  It’s the uncommon trash that stands out during a clean-up walk that gets my attention.  Trash that wouldn’t normally be found along a busy road.

A recent trip to the bridge with hopes of taking photos and enjoying the peaceful environment became a clean-up mission instead.  The melting snow revealed litter along the roadside and the creek.  Litter sheds light on the activities at the bridge.

Multiple beer cans and bottles, all empty, of course.  A cigar tube, a plastic bag of cigar tobacco and one empty baggie with the corner torn off.  Curiously, I also found a sock, not  to far from the baggie, wet, dirty and now single.   A party of two people, most likely, at Beaver Hole.  Everything else seemed to make sense, minus the sock.

What could this all be summed up as?  Scavengers, feeding off of the natural beauty and seclusion at Beaver Hole?  People carelessly upsetting nature for their own enjoyment…are scavengers of the Earth.  This is why landowners feel they need to post their property.  Owners want to protect their slice of nature from human scavengers.

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