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Aug 7, 2011

bumper stickers

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I have plans to have bumper stickers or window stickers made with my website on them.  Anyone who wants one, I will give to you or snail mail it to you.  I’d like to get pictures from people showing where they stuck their sticker.  Butch Yater offered a custom sports team (or logo) decal for the person who has the most creative place to get my website name out!

Thank you Butch and my faithful readers!

Need detailing work done?  Call Butch at 717-881-2234

I will post when I have the bumper/window stickers!

~Spreading the word with the help of my friends,

~P.

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Aug 6, 2011

subpoena

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Subpoena- the usual writ for the summoning of witnesses or the submission of evidence, as records or documents, before a court or other deliberative body.

I hear people are getting subpoenas to my custody hearing.  I find it strange that one person who is being summoned only knew me for about a month and a half.  This should really be interesting.  What he can say that has any relevance to me as a fit mother?

So I’m thinking, who should I have come testify on my behalf?  My sister Suz, my son Jarrid or Zeth, my parents, relatives, friends, etc.  Who should I consider to subpoena as to the character of my daughter’s father?  John’s first wife?  Numerous girlfriends?  His family?  Our employees, old and current?

Will people lie on the stand?  It’s happened in the past…

Waiting for court,

~P.

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Aug 5, 2011

Dear John VIII

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Dear John,

   We just spoke moments ago, but I feel the need to write you.  I give you credit for being active in Tesla’s life.  I even let you keep her extra days so you can take her places and do things that I can’t afford.  Thanks for letting me know she is taking gymnastics and that you are paying for it.  That’s awesome for Tess!  I will gladly take her on my Wednesday nights.

    What upsets me is your statement during our phone conversation.  “I am telling you Tesla will be going to school at Eastern.”  Another thing that upsets me is all the drama you are causing in my family and with my former room mate John Ott.  I realize you want my family to testify for you and John Ott also.  What I don’t get is what the heck are you trying to prove?

Just let a judge decide,

~P.

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Aug 5, 2011

Dear Suz

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She gots dem big eyez, ya?

Hey G, my sista!  How you doing with those big eyes?  All up in the camera!

What are we going to do with you?  You need to find somewhere to live.  If mom and dad actually find someone who wants to buy the house, you more than likely will need to move.  Maybe the new buyers would let you stay if you paid rent.  You never know, stranger things have happened.  Like me meeting Dale, for example.

There is always the possibility of moving back into the house with mom and dad if their house doesn’t sell and they don’t move to Shippensburg or somewhere else equally as ridiculous.

I can’t believe dad wants to move mom so far away from us.  Mom is going to be miserable alone.  I also can’t believe that dad is talking to my future ex-husband.  What the hell?  They both know I am a good mom to Tesla.  My sons will testify to that!

Ugh….I’m so sick of all the drama with 2 Johns and our dad.  Get over themselves already!

Love ya sista!

~P.

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Aug 2, 2011

Cellphone Mad Lib

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With the help of my friends, Mark and Kristin Hoke, Deanna Maruski, Aaron Laird, Sue Crider, Zeth Bonawitz, Sam Coeyman, Arden Haines, Dawn Wolf and Scott Zirkle, I created this blog.  These are the word choices they texted me.  See if you can tell what many of them had on their minds…..

It was a wild vagina in Nashville.

The engorged penis blows hot baby oil.

A capricious enchilada is slowly running.

A big truck on Ski Round Top is quickly bleeding.

Rutter’s wistfully has fast driving cock.

My motorcycle is sluggishly exfoliated and sleeping.

The car and house were attacked by Godzilla with sex and a bong.

 

Weirdo’s,

~P.

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Aug 1, 2011

Dear Zeth

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Hi son!  Happy birthday, well the day after your birthday.  I was so happy to see you when you stopped by!  At least until you showed me what you bought yourself for your birthday.

Do I like your gift to yourself?  Uh, no.  But, you’re 18 and can do what you want to your body.  As far as your gift from Matt….I won’t even go there! 

Zeth’s first tattoo. He says more to come.
Another hole in your head. Just what you need.

So Happy birthday son!  I hope you liked your gift from me.  It was the same gift you gave me on my birthday.

 
Nothing,
Mom
 
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Jul 31, 2011

Dear John VII

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Dear John,

  Today is Zeth’s birthday!  I doubt you remembered that.   I already sent him a birthday note in Facebook.  Do you remember what happened on this day two years ago?  Let me remind you!

   I woke up in the hospital after swallowing multiple prescription pills the day before.  You were screaming at me that day about the business.   To make you happy I began to swallow my pills, followed by a swig of orange juice.  You did say “knock it off Pattie” while I did this, but made no attempt to stop me.  In fact, you even said, “now you’ll never see your daughter” and I realized you weren’t going to stop me from taking the meds.  This was the easy way for you.  Just let me off myself. 

   Once that light went off in my head, I stopped on my own.   The lights grew dim as the pills kicked in and I couldn’t find that damn syrup to make me barf.  Ipecac Syrup I think it’s called.  You had  got some for Diane the night she tried to exit out of your life.

   So I wake up in a hospital bed and tell my doctors what happened and why.  They believed me when I said I would never kill myself and did not need to go to the Psych ward.  They released me but I grew impatient for the discharge papers.  Finally I just left, feeling like an escaped prisoner.  Lisa Vannatta picked me up in the pouring down rain.  I was soaking wet after slipping on road, trying to jump a puddle in bedroom slippers.  I still had on my pajamas from the morning before the blow up.  Lisa thought I was crazy for wanting to go back to my house but it was Zeth’s birthday party.  I couldn’t miss the party I threw and Lisa was already on her way there anyway!

Boy did you have a look of surprise on your face when I walked into the house.  The party was already started but my entrance stopped the show.  Everyone was happy to see me alive and well, in the flesh.  Everyone but you!

Tomorrow marks two years since we officially split up.  Get on with this divorce PLEASE!

It’s true and ya know it,

~P.

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Jul 30, 2011

Limitless

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He is hunky

LIMITLESS

Based on the book “The Dark Fields”

This was a movie about a writer who takes a clear pill and in 30 seconds this pill gives him the ability to “know what to do” in his life to survive.  Eddie began taking these pills and always knew what to do next…eventually by taking more he could predict the future.  Eddie was one funny guy, and the movie was excellent.  Actor,  Robert DeNiro really added to the intensity of the flick.

I related to Eddie struggling to survive and liked how he felt free to achieve.  Of course, that was a movie.  🙂  He jumped off a cliff somewhere in the world (well, a stunt double did) and suddenly knew what he wanted to in his life and who to do it with.  I won’t be jumping any cliffs.  Parasailing and jumping out of a perfectly good airplane was enough on my bucket list.

There are so many things I want to achieve in life.  Raising my daughter is most important right now.  I’m thrilled how things are going with Dale and Tesla really likes him too.  I guess Dale and John will have to meet soon.  Whenever John brings it up, he is welcome to meet Dale.  I prefer this over John calling Dale or showing up at Dale’s business.  John is known for doing these sorts of things.  I recommend hanging up on John actually, but I’m sure some people want to talk to him.

Anyway, the movie was great.  Watch it if you get a chance.

Still waiting….limitlessly, for a divorce.

~P.

 

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Jul 29, 2011

Dear Everyone

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Hello Everyone! I like this Breast Cancer Awareness picture.

You may know me personally, be a relative or a friend.  If you know me, that’s awesome!  If not, My parents are Walt and Dolores Crider.  I went to Dover School District K-12 years and married Gary Bonawitz.  Gary and I have 2 sons, Jarrid who is 19 and Zeth, almost 18.  Gary and I have been divorced since 1998, but we are still friends.

Along came Sharon Schwimer into my life.  We became a domestic couple for about two and a half years, then remained friends after the break up.  Sharon (or as I call her Shar) and I had some roughs times, but she is a true friend.

In 2004, by a strange twist of fate, I met John Delauter at Blockbuster video in Dallastown.  We quickly became a couple, he divorced his wife Diane Delauter, now Gieda and I moved in.  A month later, I sold my house.  Three months later, I quit my job with the State and we immediately began to legalize his handyman business into an established moving service.  We were married the day after his divorce was posted in the newspaper.  We had many family members on both sides and I really thought life was going to rock.

It didn’t.  In fact, it’s just been rocky since the day we met.  I am happy to have met John’s friends and family.   Everyone in my life that I am still in touch with is wonderful.  The exception would be John’s brother Mike.  He’s a real ass clown.  (One of his favorite sayings)

My blog is open to anyone who wants to read it.  Comments welcome, even if you don’t want to say who you are.  Please read my other stories….I know the one about my life is the most entertaining, but I am a student.  I need constructive criticism on my writings from other categories than divorce.  Hahahahaha!

More weird, funny and shocking blogs to come!  Thanks for reading!

OXOX,

~P.

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Jul 29, 2011

Now I know

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Remember this blog?  http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/02/21/obsessed-with-everything/

Now I get where John got the idea.  This is Tesla’s hand-me-downs from Heather, John’s girlfriend, daughters.  I don’t mind the hand-me-downs at all!  Thanks so much Heather.  I just think it’s weird you write MOM inside your daughter’s clothes.

Now we all know

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