Hi son! Happy birthday, well the day after your birthday. I was so happy to see you when you stopped by! At least until you showed me what you bought yourself for your birthday.
Do I like your gift to yourself? Uh, no. But, you’re 18 and can do what you want to your body. As far as your gift from Matt….I won’t even go there!
- Zeth’s first tattoo. He says more to come.
- Another hole in your head. Just what you need.
So Happy birthday son! I hope you liked your gift from me. It was the same gift you gave me on my birthday.
Nothing,
Mom
girlboxer1970 
Go ahead...take a swing. I'll duck and listen.