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The Veracity of Reality Television in the 21st Century
The Amish Mafia Conspiracy
Patricia A. Crider
Religion 368
Professor Christa Shusko
Just a girl writing in the blogging ring
Click here——–>AmishMafia Crider Religious Studies<————Click here
The Veracity of Reality Television in the 21st Century
The Amish Mafia Conspiracy
Patricia A. Crider
Religion 368
Professor Christa Shusko
The opening paragraph of my thesis paper about religious conspiracy in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Religion 368
Popular Culture Project
“I play all over the United States and can say ‘Lancaster, Pennsylvania’ anywhere and they will know where you are talking about. Isn’t that amazing?!” ~Suzanne Westenhoefer
It is safe to assume that across the county, and often world-wide, Lancaster, Pennsylvania is a town people have heard about and even traveled to visit. What the world did not know about is the secret society within this tight-knit, quiet community that places God above all. The secret organization, known now as the Amish Mafia, has come out of hiding after organizing in the late 17th century. The ease of a religious secret society to hide in a closed community is reasonable as the Amish have little interaction with those outside of their religion. They chose to live without what most people consider the basics in life. They have their own moral beliefs, rules, rituals and history to live by in addition to the traditional commandments upheld by those of the Christian faith. This paper will exam the traditional beliefs of the Amish community, the reality program produced by the Discovery Channel titled, The Amish Mafia, and the veracity of the televised program portraying the conspiracy of a secret organization hidden in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Who is this Freeman that suddenly popped up on Amish Mafia? He is one creepy dude. Even his sister is scared of him. I’m certain he didn’t say anything the entire episode. I bet he won’t even get paid for his non-acting. This should be investigated. No one is safe. Nor the animals.
Now if Freeman would like to eat say, Merlin, I’m cool with that.
~P.
Levi…I’m concerned about your rowdy group of mafia misfits. They are committing all types of acts that are catching the attention of fans…and the police. From hit and runs, drugs and wild women…you have your hands full.
John hasn’t been hiding from the authorities. If he were hiding he wouldn’t be on our television screens. He turned himself in and that was a wise move. Otherwise Levi might need to feed him to the fishes. I’m just curious why John was driving the vehicle of a Discovery employee when John is only licensed to operate a foot propelled scooter. I bet that employee is kicking their own ass for letting John, resident goofball, drive his car. No wonder Levi isn’t buying him a vehicle.
Esther…what is going on girlfriend? After the breaking of Levi’s heart, checking out Jolin like he was a side of beef, and kissing that creepy Merlin, you are now dating a rapper. You go girl! I’ve spoke to your boyfriend and things seem to be going well. I’d advise having some say over the pictures he posts.
The kitchen pics were hot but this one is not.
While I hold no issue with interracial relationships, how does the Amish community view such relationships? What does Levi think? I’m 100% sure the fans of the show would love to see this play out in Season 3. I suggest filming begin immediately.
And then we have Allen, the mastermind of the entire show. Allen doesn’t want to spend much time in front of the camera. If he were, it would catch him in the act of committing a crime. Like John, Allen can’t stay out of trouble. Wouldn’t their real lives be interesting on tv? Don’t quit with the reenactments. Those are entertaining to we fans. Just keep cameras on them all the time.
Now that would be reality tv.
~P.
This afternoon, while home sick, my phone rang. The call ID name flashed on the screen Levi Stoltzfus. And I be derned, it was.
Levi said he can’t give me an interview at this time because Discovery forbids them from giving interviews and having social media accounts. So as I reported before, no one from The Amish Mafia has Facebook pages, Twitter accounts…If they did, they don’t now. Levi stated, “I hate that fans believe these people online are me. We have no online accounts.”
He seemed to appreciate my interest in the show and voiced some concern about the show possibly not being renewed. He didn’t state why but I suspect it could be over the “events are recreated” issue. I said, “While I don’t want to hear people are running around with guns shooting watermelons up, it was great to see Jolin do it on tv.” Levi laughed, “Yeah, it is great for tv. I’m glad people like it. We really do shoot up watermelons patches to make a point.”
Levi has a really nice voice when he is not wound-up screaming at someone, like John. We talked for a little over ten minutes and agreed to keep in touch.
He likes the idea of a book.
So do I.
~P.
Esther is taking a break from the Amish world and enjoying her time with her boyfriend at his digs. Mirkat, her boyfriend once again, is enjoying Esther’s breakfast cooking abilities. “I love watching her cook” he tweeted. (Bet she is loving cooking with gas. Woot Woot!) Not that we need reminded but Mirkat also tweeted, “The Amish manage without electricity all the time.”
I totally get his fascination with watching Esther cook. The way to a man’s heart is food and I’m thinking Esther should have no problem keeping Mirkat happy. I wonder if he will teach her how to cook some new dishes. There is something to be said for a man who can hold his own in the kitchen.
All that gas oven use must make the kitchen warm. Esther that little piece of skin between your hot shorts and #5 t-shirt, is that a tattoo? That would be a super naughty girl move, so now I’m REALLY curious….
Well, after that all out Twitter war, I’m glad to see things have settled down. If things continue to go well, can we hope to see Mirkat joining in the mafia? Perhaps a new bad ass dude to give Levi a run for his money and green corn?
All I can say is…MAKE IT HAPPEN!
~P.
What the hell is going on in Harrisburg and this gun show?
Now a huge event for Harrisburg has been cancelled because so many vendors boycotted the gun show. They boycotted because:
“Initially, the company that stages the annual Eastern Sports and Outdoor Show in Harrisburg said it decided to ban the sale of “certain products” (semi-automatic weapons) to avoid attracting attention, given the current debate over gun control and gun safety.” (Harrisburg Patriot)
So people are all fired up at this foreign company for forbidding us American’s to tote whatever gun we choose. American’s have it in our Constitution that we can bare arms and no one is going to take that from us, especially some British owned company. How dare they tell us we can’t have assault weapons and huge magazines to load with shells? Not two bullets, not five bullets, but twenty or thirty or a hundred bullets.
Well, I guess they can because the show is cancelled and may or may not be rescheduled.
When I think about all this, it’s not like the British can say, “Oh we never have someone get trigger happy and take innocent lives.” There are people all over the world that go off their rocker and shoot-up schools, churches, movie theaters, restaurants, etc.
So I’m a bit wishy-washy. I know guns don’t kill people, people kill people. I grew up around guns. I’ve shot rifles, shot-guns and handguns. I even owned a handgun at one point. I’ve never had the urge to shoot anyone my entire life. And I didn’t even know what a bullet button or thumb hole was. I do now.
Then, there are those ‘”others” who want to shoot people just for fun or attention or because they are mentally ill. Sure, they can get a gun illegally, if anyone tries hard enough, they can get a gun too. It’s the person who kills, not the gun.
Come on, let’s be honest with ourselves. Do we really want assault weapons available to citizens? Does anyone not fighting a war or crime need a gun that holds a magazine of shells? I imagine shooting targets, plastic jugs or if you’re in the Amish Mafia, watermelons, would be a blast with an AK-47 but the reality is we have police and military to carry that type of firearm.
I definitely don’t see a need for assault weapons to be displayed and sold at a giant gun rally held less than an hour from my home.
Wait…it’s cancelled….oh well, I wasn’t attending anyway.
It seems strange to me that vendors would boycott the show, especially companies that didn’t even sell guns to start with. Yeah, you vendors and speakers were all standing up for our second amendment, I get that. But now no one is selling anything…not bows, arrows, shotguns, gun cases, scopes, trigger guards, nothing.
I’d give up my second amendment in a heartbeat if it would stop this country from being the most likely place to be killed by a gun. Think about it.
~P.
I have been trying to narrow down who is really from the show Amish Mafia on Twitter. Why? Because people are in a frenzy to learn more about these non-actors in a reality show in Lancaster, PA. Will they want to talk to me? Tell me more of their story?
Time will tell….
Levi, Merlin, Allen, Esther, John, Jolin…..call me maybe?
~P
More Amish Mafia
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/01/30/amish-mafia-heres-the-truth/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/02/13/amish-mafia-levi-called/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/05/10/the-amish-mafia-conspiracy-21st-century-reality-tv/
A friend from high school named Ken had this as his status. I just loved it!
Thinking about a new career.
I want to make moonshine for the Amish Mafia to sell to the Dance Moms and Real Housewives for money to bid on storage units to find items to Pawn to bankroll my Bigfoot expeditions in the Alaskan frontier where I will flip houses and build motorcycles.
I couldn’t work in Duck Dynasty because it would be a conflict of interest since I am supporting the SI for the president campaign.
~Ken
What’s that you say? Amish Mafia is fake? Well outten the light, I’m in shock.
It doesn’t matter if the skirmishes are re-enacted from past events. It doesn’t matter if the skirmishes are made up from scratch. What matters is the entertainment value found within the show highlighting a town I could drive to in less than an hour.
Lebanon Levi, Esther, John, Merlin, Jolin, Allen and the rest of the cast: I don’t care if the show is scripted. I get a kick out of seeing an area I recognize combined with outrageous antics involving horse and buggies, hookers and very scary guns. They are all on Twitter #Amishmafia Find them. Brush up on your Pennsylvania Dutch.
If you haven’t tuned in to the Discovery Channel to check out Lancaster, PA and its “mafia” you better do so soon. If not, they might come looking for you!
Seen the show? What do you think?
Maybe Dutch Wonderland will have a surge in attendance…just add an Amish Mafia ride.
~P.
UPDATE: I’ve emailed The Discovery Channel about covering their show as part of my Creative Non-Fiction course and my junior internship in Professional Writing. I just received an amazing Canon Rebel T3 for Christmas and would love to take photos….Lancaster is just a hop-skip and jump away…
More written this this original post.
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/05/10/the-amish-mafia-conspiracy-21st-century-reality-tv/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/02/13/amish-mafia-levi-called/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/01/21/amish-mafia-story/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/02/17/levi-loses-control-amishmafia/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/03/07/freeman-is-the-man/
http://girlboxer1970.com/2013/02/08/esther-keeps-the-kitchen-hot/