A friend from high school named Ken had this as his status. I just loved it!
Thinking about a new career.
I want to make moonshine for the Amish Mafia to sell to the Dance Moms and Real Housewives for money to bid on storage units to find items to Pawn to bankroll my Bigfoot expeditions in the Alaskan frontier where I will flip houses and build motorcycles.
I couldn’t work in Duck Dynasty because it would be a conflict of interest since I am supporting the SI for the president campaign.
~Ken
girlboxer1970 
Go ahead...take a swing. I'll duck and listen.