Ok Haters

I’ve taken a lotta flack for past posts about my father.  I’ve upset family and friends and why?  Because I write the truth.  That’s right, the truth.

Now, someone else knows the real Walt.  A nurse from Matrix Medical Insurance called my mom to check on how she was doing.  Walt took the phone to mom who was in her room.  He couldn’t just give her the phone….he had to yell and bitch through the whole process.  Kicking her bed and questioning her on “what doctor office is this” as he handed over the phone.

The nurse was shocked.  Yes, shocked that Walt was treating his wife this way with her on the phone.  This nurse told my mom she does not have to live her life being treated this way.  Today, the nurse showed up at my parents.  Walt was at the doctors himself and the nurse questioned “oh, it’s ok for him to go to the doctor?”

After having a conversation with Mom, the nurse told her she would be reporting how mom is treated to her supervisor.  My mom should not have lived the last 40 years of her life in fear of being screamed at.  Told she is stupid.  Treated as if her sickness and bad health is her own fault.

No one deserves that type of treatment.  Just as I realized my husband was just like my dad, my mom needs to realize her health will never improve living under such stress.  When my grandmother asked me when I thought my mother would ever get better I answered with, “Probably never if she continues to live with Dad.”  Nanny didn’t have any other questions after that one and moved on to the next table at my cousin Amanda’s wedding.

My auntie Jane and uncle Ken were sitting across from me.  They weren’t surprised when I told Nanny what I thought.  Auntie Jane doesn’t really talk to me anymore.  She, along with a few other people who are basically in denial, were just SO offended by this blog  http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/05/02/are-you-a-good-mom/  I wrote this the day Walt was ready to beat Blaine’s ass.  I don’t care whose feelings get hurt.  If you don’t live with Walt, you don’t know him.  This blog has the most comments ever.  Family…. down to people I didn’t know or they didn’t say.

Wait til Walt finds this out.  (not the blog, people…the actual investigation.)  Pray for  my mom.  She is very nervous, but it’s his mouth that’s the cause.

My mom is awesome,

~P.

OK! Tell me already

Here's your chance for a preview

Here’s your chance.  What do you want me to write about?  Fiction (ToadLicker), non-fiction (Beaver Hole)…..school stories The Spartan stuff, divorce (ughh drama), kid story (Telsa stuff), embarrassing friend stories (Spanish, art, Weiners??  short-stories, adult stories/poems, my own bizarre twisted thoughts without proof reading?

You tell me and I will write.  Or send me a question to answer.  Or a “first line of a story”

Hit me…I’m feeling creative.  Will credit suggestions unless you want to be unknown.  Why is that?

I may regret this,

~P.

 

In walked a Weiner

Raybin spreading the weiner word


Just wrapped up my blog about the false fire alarm and the Fawn Grove home invasion and a hot dog walked into the Professional Writing Studio in the Humanities Building.

Tiffany Raybin, a senior majoring in Accounting had a message to spread. “The York College Bookstore now has a roller grill with hot dogs and breakfast tornados. There is also a combo deal.”

I snapped a picture of Tiffany and as she exited the studio she also added, “I get paid to do this” and headed to her next destination.

Bookstore Weiner,
~P.

What is going on in Fawn Grove?

Where were you at 1:30 AM? I was sleeping and so was the Cooper Family.

How about 8:20 this morning? I was headed to Spanish Class when traffic came to a complete stop. I could see all the fire engines racing to the scene. Within minutes the entire area in front of me was surrounded by fire engines, police officers and volunteer firefighters. EMS was on scene and people had begun to gather.

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I parked at the CVS on Route 74 and headed towards the center of the scene. The first person I ran into directed me to a police officer he had already spoken to. He walked with me, over to the police car #18 and said to the officer, “She’s with the press, I didn’t think you would mind telling her what’s going on around here.” He indicated more was going on than just what turned out to be a false alarm. ‘Smoke was detected. They called for help and we came.”

They came to help in time of a crisis. A personal crisis that threatened the safety of the people inside the house. And help came. York Township Fire Department, Dallastown Fire Department and more. The people we count on when we have a crisis.

The officer mentioned there had been a home invasion in Fawn Grove. A masked man entered 3 Park Dr with a gun and shot the home owner during a struggle. That is almost unimaginable. The Cooper family had the unimaginable happen. Mr. Cooper is in stable condition.

On another good note, no one was injured and no ones property went up in flames. Breathe a sigh of relief.

Also be thankful no exotic animals were released.

Bullets were cheaper, smarter and the appropriate weapon to use on roaming exotic animals.

Missed Spanish Class,

~P.

Blue in the face

A self portrait of pain

I’ve been holding my breath for so long.

My skin is shades of blue.

One eye always watching.

My mole now black.

One ear is listening.

My lips sewn shut.

Laced by hemp.

I strain against the binding.

Opening my lips to free the pain.

My head now cleared.

I nurture the thoughts that caused the pain.

My ear is open, my eye never blinks.

I can’t be silenced.

So in my head, I will hold the problem, but no solution.

A copy of your birthday blog.

Sorry it hurt your feelings.

Sorry you feel the need to take me to court over it.

Sorry it was just a picture and I hadn’t actually baked it.

Sorry I didn’t share birthday cake with Tesla on your birthday. 

Sorry it never freaking occurred to me to bake a cake, for your birthday.

It did occur to me to write you a birthday blog.

It didn’t turn out exactly how I planned it.

But it has inspired me artistically.

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http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/04/27/happy-birthday-john/

Clay, acrylic paint 10/19/2011  NFS

ROFLMAO,

~P.

Chainsaw Sculpture

On October 7th, I happened to be traveling along Druck Valley Road in York, PA.  I spotted a man on scaffolding, chainsawing a tree.  I slowed down and noted the advertising on his truck.  I didn’t have a “set” schedule for the day, so I turned around and went back.  When I climbed out of my car, he stopped sawing and took off his earphones.

I told him my name and why I was interrupting his carving and he was happy to take a break.

“Here’s my card”, he said.  “If you have any questions, ask me while my ears are free.”

Funny guy, Brad D. Heilman was, and quite chatty.  At that moment, Heilman had just finished the Eagle and had started on a new, much larger sculpture.  The Mount Wolf native has 22 years experience tree climbing and 11 years in “free standing, sculpture stump carving” with his title as “Carver”.  He is a busy “one-man operation” who finds out what the customer wants discussing the options for about an hour, “then they let me go with it.”

“Really, they give you an idea and you just run with it?  Do you sketch it out with the client?”  I asked.

“No” he answered, shaking his head.  “I don’t sketch anything.”  Then he pointed to his head with his finger. “It’s all up here.” he grinned.

I was very surprised and impressed.  I needed my camera and lucky me had it.

Back to work

The eagle was across the yard, was watching Heilman as he carved out the bears.

Watchful eyes

The Eagle was a separate piece, attached to match with the stump.   The Eagle was created at Heilman’s house.  He has statues in front of his home for sale and as attachments for use on job sites.

“The bear is to be returning the eagle’s eyes.”  Heilman said, “The eagle took about 45 minutes at the shop.”

Back at the bears, I saw the beehive develop from very raw to a more finished edge.  I found it amazing  he could create these sculptures with no sketches and just taking a break after 45 minute to step back and see where he’s at with the stump.  Once he gets an idea in his head he just dives in.  With 10 to 11 Stihl chainsaws on hand, he has no shortage of cutting edges.  He carved the large chunks out, then broke out the smaller saw to create texture and accurate depth.

I see a bear head popping out

Heilman had a rhythm going, holding the chainsaw with either hand.  Flipping it upside down and pulling up through the wood.  Digging in with gusto as he wedged out bear’s body.

Imagine what he could do with a laser.

Heilman had been at it for about 30 minutes and he suddenly stopped.  After taking his earphones off I asked, “Do you ever have boo-boos?  Where you cut off something you hadn’t meant to?”

He held up his arm and said, “yes, just now when I nicked myself with the tooth of the saw.”

That wasn’t the type of boo-boo I meant.  I went over to the emerging bear and saw that blood was dipped down the front of him.  “Damn!  You bleed for your art!”  Heilman liked that thought.  Just as it’s only a little blood, I suppose.

The bear draws blood

Heilman gave me permission to climb on the scaffolding so I could get better shots.

“I’ll cut that blood off in a bit” ~Heilman

While Heilman had been busy creating, I placed a gift for him in the back of his truck.

Notice “The Spartan” tucked into the milk crate?

Attending to his cut, Heilman mentioned he would love to carve a Spartan for York College of PA.  I wonder if there are any trees on campus that need a facelift?

Heilman called it a day and I said goodbye.  I promised to come back for pictures when he finished.  He suggested talking to the owners of the property.  He said, “They’re really nice people.”  I thanked him again and was back on the road.

I returned to the Rosengrant property eager to see the finished sculptures.  The transformation of tree trunk into art is stunning.  Just driving by doesn’t do the carving justice.  David Rosengrant was home and happy to talk about his statues.

Mark of the master~Carver R.D. Heilman

I introduced myself while thinking Rosengrant looked familiar to me.

“What made you decide to have tree sculptures in your yard?” I asked.

Rosengrant replied, “Well, the electric company came through and fucked up the trees.  When I found out the cost of the sculptures I decided to have them done.  I didn’t think it would be that cheap or would look that nice.”

I asked how he decided what the sculptures would be and he answered, “I wanted an eagle, my wife wanted bears and my daughter Nicole, wanted a face.  We only had one tree to work with and Brad said it was too big to use for an eagle.  My wife won out and that became the bear tree.  The eagle on the corner stump was a suggestion by Brad and I liked it.  Everyone was happy.”

“Will you be using this as a mailbox?” I asked.

Rosengrant replied, “Not yet.  It cost more to have that little area black-topped then the two sculptures cost.  I wasn’t paying that so the bear sculpture isn’t complete.  We are going to add-on to it so it extends out to the road.  The township was making a big deal over black-topping that little area anyway.”

Any final comments I asked and he crossed his arms, smiling “I didn’t expect all the attention they are getting.  People see them as art and Brad is an amazing guy.  I don’t mind people looking at the sculptures.  I love them.”

What’s not to love?  Beautiful art to share with anyone driving by on Druck Valley Road.

 

Friendly Chap Massive paws

The Eagle stands alone, watching over the bears.  One bear returns the eagles gaze.  Where is the face daughter Nicole wanted?  Brad added “The Man of the Woods” last, making everyone happy.

“Man of the Woods”

  Interested in wood sculptures in your yard?  Contact Brad Heilman at 717-266-5780.  Expert Chainsaw Carver at your service.

Thanks all for viewing my blog on this fascinating art form.

Art is everywhere,

~P.

The Church of Lady Gaga

The chosen disciple of Ga

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LADY GAGA.  THROUGH HER THE WORD OF GA IS SPOKEN.  PREPARE NOW FOR THE END OF TIMES.  THE NEW WORLD WILL BE USHERED IN.  THE WORD OF GA IS FOR ALL TO HEAR AND LEARN.  ACT NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE THIS CHANCE OF LIVING IN A UTOPIAN SOCIETY.

Pattie Crider

New Religious Movements

The Church of Gaga

10/25/2011

The charismatic leader, Lady Gaga has presented her followers with the 10 Commandments of the 21st Century.  The guide stones are located in Elberton, GA and were placed there by an anonymous group.  While not specifically stated, they are
believed to be the creation of the Illuminati.  There is no formal church sight at this time but access to Lady Gaga and her interpretation of Ga’s word can be found in her music, tattoos, hair styles and photographs.

This new religious movement combines a strange mixture of established religions.  Gaga
was raised a Catholic and features her defiance of Catholicism by flaunting her
Illuminati symbols and devil signs.  She presents herself as the mother to “monsters”… everyone is welcome to follow her and she draws you into her songs.  She
dreamed about the GA guide stones until one day, they appeared with a message
that she understood.  That message is “follow what I do and say….dress like me if you want…otherwise just adore me.  I take all of you!  You must live by these 10 laws.”

1.  MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE.

Millions of people have formed online to see if she, “The Lady Gaga” has a message.  Her satanic message is causing the mentally ill to snap.  Deaths are occurring that
can’t be explained.  Not just random, but mysteries.  The earth is going to be
cleared of unworthy people.  The population will be reduced to 500,000,000 on December 21st 2012.  GaGa explains, “There will be no Christmas to celebrate.  Most of you will
be gone to Heaven and the remainders will begin a new life.”

 2. GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY – IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY

We must stay in shape.  No one loves a fat Ga.  See how gorgeous I am?  Get up and learn my songs and dance steps.  No lazy Ga Monsters!

3.UNITE HUMANITY WITH A LIVING NEW
LANGUAGE.

Listen to my words earthlings.  I am actually an alien, planted on Earth through Lady Ga.  What she sings and says is My Word.  Learn this new language.  Study and embrace the new language and you will understand My word.

 

4. RULE PASSION – FAITH – TRADITION – AND ALL THINGS WITH TEMPERED REASON.

Get along.  Believe in Me.  Understand that I am of the Heavens, an alien.  You see because I send My message through Lady Gaga.  Be good to each other. The Anti-Ga Cultist Resistance Group (AGaCRuG) is out to take you from Me.

 5.  PROTECT PEOPLE AND
NATIONS WITH FAIR LAWS AND JUST COURTS

We must over-throw the government and start over again.  Most of those stupid
politicians need to go anyway.  I will decide the fate of the in prison justly.  Most will die, Charles Mason will be saved.  He is one of the chosen and will do Ga’s will as instructed.

 

6.  LET ALL NATIONS RULE
INTERNALLY RESOLVING EXTERNAL DISPUTES IN A WORLD COURT

Ga will continue his messages through Me.  Do not fear her messages.  They are everywhere and easily found.  Join My Monsters, learn and we will someday
have peace on Earth.  A new, utopian life.  There will be no external disputes.

7. AVOID PETTY LAWS AND USELESS OFFICIALS

We will not need written laws on pettiness.  Officials of the old religions will be replaced both in religious sanctions and governmental. No one will tell you who to love and marry.  Only those left are worthy, and may choose freely.  We will repopulate the earth with our Monster seed.

 

8. BALANCE PERSONAL RIGHTS WITH SOCIAL DUTIES

Be yourself but act with correctness.  We will be changing the world.  This world is full of hate and we have the ability to use that hate to start a new society by forming new families. 

9. PRIZE TRUTH – BEAUTY – LOVE- SEEKING HARMONY WITH THE INFINITE

Be honest with others.  Be honest with yourself.  Show your inner beauty and
embrace it.  We will grow in harmony for eternity.  The Apocalyptic times are
here.  Heed what the ancient Mayans have taught.  There is no time to waste.

10. BE NOT A CANCER ON THE EARTH – LEAVE ROOM FOR NATURE.

Ga will judge the Earthlings.  If you are a cancer you will be banished.  The earth needs to
replenish its self.  Removing 6 billion people will clear the way for nature to return.

Just the beginning of my religious cult.  I think the final paper must be at least 12 pages.  Will keep posting as my assignments makes progress.

All hail Ga,

~P.

Pattie raises hell

The Hellbound Heart

Powerpoint Presentation by Pattie Crider

Joan M. Garry, Barker and his husband, David Armstrong

Photos from the 15th Annual GLAAD Media Awards

San Francisco, CA

June 5, 2004

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Caught in the stolen skin of Larry

The Cenobites take him back to hell by way of hooks and chain.

Written report still in progress….

Caught in hell,

~P.

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Barker, Clive  Clive
Barker’s Hellraiser.  New World’s Pictures. UK. US.  Sept. 1987. Film

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HarperCollins Publishers. NY. 2002. Print.

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Apologies. The Bloody Best of Fangoria Magazine. Volume 7.  O’Quinn Studios. NY. 1988.  Periodical.

 

Dear John Waaah!

Dear John,

Hey thanks for calling and trying to put me on a guilt trip.  I am so sorry I can’t find Tesla’s dance outfit.  I will look for it as soon as I’m typing this little letter to you; my husband of 6 freaking years now.

So you’re pissed about the 2010 taxes again.  Funny how that payment came to me from your tax returns to catch you up on your arrears.  http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/09/02/that-bonus-check/  Now you want me to revise my 2010 taxes?  It is not written in the custody agreement who claims Tesla what years until the most recent document which was decreed after I filed my taxes.

You want me to revise them? Take it up with the government.  Explain to the state that you are pissed because you would have gotten more money back.  I didn’t get much money from the government or from you.   You have moved on in life so get over it.

Don’t whine that you can only afford ONE dance outfit for Tesla.  If that’s the case than maybe you should rethink dance classes.  You and Heather spend money right and left.  You will never be able to stop spending money until you are out of it.

Thanks for hanging up on me.  Had you let me finish I would have said, “Tesla’s lunches are now free so stop hounding me for the $1.90 a day.  The state is now paying for her lunches, along with her health insurance, therapist appointments and food for our home.”  You wrecked our life together, not me.  Make up all the excuses you want, tell your story the way you want.  Sorry, you dumped me.

Over it,

~P.

Carol Brady and her daughters Marsha and Cindy: Spanish

Carol Brady y tres hijas

Carol Brady, Marsha -Kristin James, Cindy -Olivia Sederstrom  Our Spanish class trio. http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/10/17/what-to-do-what-to-do/

Translation at bottom 🙂  LOL

Carol Brady – Hola, soy Carol Brady. Tengo tres hijas. Sus nombres son Cindy, Jan, y Marsha. Esta es mi hija Cindy. Ella es mi hija menor. Ella tiene siete años. Ella es muy divertida. Cindy ama a su familia. Cindy es una chismosa grande!

Cindy Brady – Hola, soy Cindy. Tengo dos hermanas. Ésta es mi hermana Marsha. Ella está enamorada de Davey Jones. Marsha es mi hermana mayor.

Marsha – Es verdad, estoy enamorado de Davey Jones. Amo a mi familia, pero tengo muchos hermanos. Esta es nuestra madre, Carol. Ella no cocina mucho, porque Alice es nuestra camarera.

Cindy Brady – Nuestra madre le gusta cantar en el coro de su iglesia. Ella tiene una voz bonita.

My possible ending:
End with this?  Mi espouso es Mike Brady y ello tre hijos, Greg, Bobby y Peter.  Noestro muy grande familia.  Gracias Hasta Lavista!  Did I write it correctly?  My spouse is Mike Brandy and his 3 sons, Greg, Bobby and Peter.  We are a large family.  Thank you, See you later!
Translation:

Carol Brady — Hello, I am Carol Brady. I have three daughters. Their names are Cindy, Jan, and Marsha. This is my daughter Cindy. She is my youngest daughter. She is seven years old. She is very funny. Cindy loves her family. Cindy is a big tattletale!

Cindy Brady — Hi, I am Cindy. I have two sisters. This is my sister Marsha. She is in love with Davey Jones. Marsha is my oldest sister.

Marsha — It is true, i am in love with Davey Jones. I love my family, but i have many siblings. This is our mother, Carol. She does not cook much because Alice is our maid.

Cindy Brady-Our mother likes to sing in the church choir.  She has a pretty voice.

I end with this?

Carol Brady:  Mi espouso es Mike Brady y ello tre hijos, Greg, Bobby y Peter.  Noestro muy grande familia.  Gracias Hasta Lavista!  Did I write it correctly?  My spouse is Mike Brandy and his 3 sons, Greg, Bobby and Peter.  We are a large family.  Thank you, See you later!

What do my readers think?  Comment…if it’s good for class and not to hard we will try it!

That’s concludes #4. http://girlboxer1970.com/2011/10/17/what-to-do-what-to-do/  (Now I just have to memorize and speak it.)

Adios.  Next numbre.

In no perticular order,

~P.