Dear John,
I didn’t know what you might be calling me for as I pulled up at Tesla’s Girl Scout meeting. I answered your call, as I usually do. (you should try it) I can not imagine what could be SO urgent that you would call your wife that wants a divorce, to ask her to tell your girlfriend you must speak to her as soon as possible.
Let me get this straight. When I text or call you, I might get an answer, or I might not. I realize you only respond when you feel like it. So it take some pretty big balls to call your wife and ask her to give your girlfriend a message to return your call. Yep, that’s some big balls there John. Huge.
I passed on the message and Heather got to calling you as soon as she possibly could. She is rather busy on Monday nights as the assistant Girl Scout leader. I really hope your need to interrupt involved something important. But I doubt it.
Team player,
~P.
























































