Letters he never learns from
Dear John,
I didn’t know what you might be calling me for as I pulled up at Tesla’s Girl Scout meeting. I answered your call, as I usually do. (you should try it) I can not imagine what could be SO urgent that you would call your wife that wants a divorce, to ask her to tell your girlfriend you must speak to her as soon as possible.
Let me get this straight. When I text or call you, I might get an answer, or I might not. I realize you only respond when you feel like it. So it take some pretty big balls to call your wife and ask her to give your girlfriend a message to return your call. Yep, that’s some big balls there John. Huge.
I passed on the message and Heather got to calling you as soon as she possibly could. She is rather busy on Monday nights as the assistant Girl Scout leader. I really hope your need to interrupt involved something important. But I doubt it.
Team player,
~P.
girlboxer1970 
one word springs to mind – delusional. Does he really believe that it appropriate? even if you two were best friends it would still be insensitive
Insensitive is his middle name. Well, maybe delusional is his middle name. Actually, I have many middle names for him, none of which are on his birth certificate. 😉