exploding balloons 5 short clips

How many way can I find to title a post about balloons?  I’ve decided to start a Balloon Category.  🙂

So what did you think of the YouTube balloon videos?

http://youtu.be/jiBAncGNKpQ 1st one…with little help.  hehe

http://youtu.be/woRLjTmnjXY  2 down…yes, I know I’m goofy

http://youtu.be/2ywK7YbjIEQ   3rd and my favorite!

http://youtu.be/MRIo25VPPRU 4th Waiting for Dale

______________________ 5th Private.  hahaha

~P.

 

 

 

Kinky Balloon

These are mildly kinky.  ;-0  ~P.

I make me laugh

What Kind of Riot?

LOVED this ALBUM

What an about ME title huh?  I almost confuse myself.

I’m taking a quick break before I die.  Exercising to Quiet Riot’s Greatest Hits album.  If you don’t know who they are….well…Go bang your head.

I pulled that album out and pushed it into the Bose.  It slowly sucked it in, but nothing happened.  A few seconds later a message came up on the screen;  UNABLE TO READ

Don’t read it Mr. Bose…just play it.

Determined to save my mental health, I said, “Ok you’re not the joker!” and ejected that disk!  Mama we’re all crazy now with the senseless bullshit in my life.  I am determined to be callin’ all the shots.

Now cum on feel the noize….it’s back to exercising!

~P.

 

Smoke and Explode

Last night I googled balloon + smoke and filled balloon and balloon explode

Here is what I got:

Paul Graves

Amazing balloon photographer, Paul Graves, caught my eye.  You’ll see why!

What do cops know?

Suddenly, my blog has become a hot topic concerning “who knows what about whos past” and “let’s have a judging session here on the Internet for the world to enjoy.”

AWESOME!!!!

I know John loves Tesla and I will not deny him time with her when I do get custody.  I’m the opposite of him and he knows it.  He just doesn’t want to share her.  I knew he would do this if he was awarded custody.  Possibly even Tesla knew if she lived with her dad there would be “difficulties” in seeing her mom.

The judge didn’t spell out everything because; John is supposed to have the responsibility to make sure Tesla spends time with her mother.

LaDonna forgets the judge said, “If this were based on attitude Mr. Delauter, you would lose because you have a bad attitude.”  She also said, “Ms. Crider, you are a good mother and I believe you have a good man in Mr. Hollinger.  Mr. Delauter, you are a good father.  This is not about who the better parent is, but where it is best for Tesla to reside.”  (note Heather’s name wasn’t even raised)

Will the judge think it is best for Tesla to reside with John after all this?  We shall see.

John had no response to why Heather was calling me at 10 PM to tell me how she is going to ruin my life.  Heather honey, John is doing just fine on his own.

Heck, the Lower Township Police said, “He’s not trying to ruin your life, he already did.”    Hey cop…you don’t know jackshit.

My life is just starting again.

~P.

21 favorites for the day

The search today?  Balloon + pizza   Balloon + eye  Balloon + hotdog   

Seriously…you call me from my old office number?

 Wow…now here is excitement…Heather called.

She has started a lawsuit against me and began listing the reasons why she was going to sue me for everything that I have and didn’t care if I went broke (went broke? I am broke!)….I became bored hearing her voice and asked if she had this in writing…she replied a letter will be sent to your lawyer.  (now her lawyer is sending me letters to sue me for my half of my undecided divorce?) I hung up before she was done with the list.  I’d rather read it than listen to her voice go on and on and on.

WHY? I am talking to her kids.  Wait until she hears about soccer tonight then….tonight John told me I could let the girls come look at my cycle…this at Bria’s request.  She sat with Tesla and I during the drink breaks.  I didn’t make her move her drink.  She came and sat with us.  I could go on…better than fiction!

Wait ……….Is my half of the future divorce what Heather is seeking in a lawsuit?

This is non-fiction and it’s mine.  I can’t make this up!  I texted John to ask if he even knew she called…

Thank God I am a writer.

Thank God for my readers.

OXOX

~P.

Sharp Shooting Sister

Don’t assume because….

You tower over your little sister,

Outweigh your little sister,

Can run faster than your little sister,

That you can shoot a Nerf gun better than your little sister.

 

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=327722550622297

birthday balloons

Balloon photos from my nephews birthday.  In the video is my adult son Zeth.  http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=379150355438393