You know you are a looner when:
- Car lot balloons are more interesting than the new cars.
- You dream about the Goodyear Blimp. In color.
- Foil balloons ruin an occasion.
- The box of latex gloves under the sink isn’t really for cleaning.
- Non-lubricated condoms are preferred.
- Balloon shards cover your carpet like spent rounds.
- Balloons are hidden between the mattress and box spring.
- You know what the real differences between balloons.
- You match your wardrobe to the balloon color you blow up each morning.
- You cannot resist the urge to take balloons home after someone throws a party.
Ok, so I’m just kidding around! LOL
~P.
Write in the comments your ideas for knowing when you are a looner!







