You know you are a looner when:

You know you are a looner when:

  1. Car lot balloons are more interesting than the new cars.
  2. You dream about the Goodyear Blimp.  In color.
  3. Foil balloons ruin an occasion.
  4. The box of latex gloves under the sink isn’t really for cleaning.
  5. Non-lubricated condoms are preferred.
  6. Balloon shards cover your carpet like spent rounds.
  7. Balloons are hidden between the mattress and box spring.
  8. You know what the real differences between balloons.
  9. You match your wardrobe to the balloon color you blow up each morning.
  10. You cannot resist the urge to take balloons home after someone throws a party.

Ok, so I’m just kidding around!  LOL


Write in the comments your ideas for knowing when you are a looner!


  1. when your briefcase has bags of balloons stashed in it

    when you blow one up in the hotel lift just in case you met someone nice

    when your hotel room is covered with balloons and you dont pretend it is your birthday when asked why

    when you sleep with a balloon front and back when away from home

  2. When you carry a couple of balloons in your pockets … just in case.

  3. Anonymous says:

    When u arrange bursting sessions in equal colurs, types & sizes.

  4. Andrew Griffiths says:

    …when you get a hard on reading your list.

  5. Anonymous says:

    When your standard making out routine is promising an instant blowjob – and then producing a balloon from your trouser pocket.
    (Works! – just try with an innocent smile… ^__^ )

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