Penn State~The Freeh Report

The Freeh Report is an excellent example of a formal press release format.  If you haven’t taken a look at it, I suggest reading.  Everyone who can read, should read this report.

The report is difficult to read, not in the sense of the language but because of the subject matter.  It is far from a positive press release.  Freeh pointed out all guilty parties from the janitors to those men who ruled the den of the Lion.

I don’t think protecting your job (even JoPa’s) is more important than protecting a child.

I know it’s not.

~P.

http://www.thefreehreportonpsu.com/REPORT_FINAL_071212.pdf

Freeh Report

Free lunches on the state?

3 car pile-up~chickens involved

A three car pileup brought traffic to a sudden stop on Carlisle Road.  At 6:34 the 911 call was made by a local resident.  After more than 20 minutes, West Manchester Township fire police arrived on scene.  Traffic was directed by another resident until more help arrived.  Approximately 30 minutes after the initial 911 call, police vehicle #3 of the West Manchester police force arrived.

Involved in the accident were a Tacoma truck hauling two large pens of chickens, a Dodge mini-van and a VW Jetta.  The Jetta’s airbags were both deployed.  Each vehicle had a driver and one passenger.  There were no injuries to the humans or chickens.

The driver of the Jetta stated, “I just looked down.  I was driving the speed limit.”  He declined to give his name.

The Tacoma and the Dodge were moved from the road and the Jetta was towed from the scene.

There were no injuries to the humans or the chickens.  The chickens maintained their silence.  There was nothing left to cluck about.

~P.

Whiten that asshole

Someone told me their wife bleaches her asshole.  I didn’t believe him but I guess he was telling the truth.

Assholes are supposed to be dark…no one poops white turds.

What is Anal Bleaching – Is Anal Bleaching Safe – Cosmopolitan.

Best Outfit

I have more clothes than needed…but doesn’t everyone?  Noone lives like they did on Little House on the Prairie where each kid had one outfit and shoes were a luxury.

Dale likes to tell me my best outfit is the one I’m wearing after a shower.  See how blind love makes this man?  I am pretty tickled to have lost some of the weight I gained when I quit smoking, still naked is not my best dress.

I went to a nude beach in NJ with some friends.  I believe it was called Sandy Hook or maybe Shady Hook.  I just know there were lots of naked people there and only a few looked “good” in what God gave them naturally.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I was on beaches in Mexico where the woman went topless.  Personally, that is the best type of beach.  Why should only men get even tans?  Topless makes sense, but bottomless leads to sand flea bites in uncomfortable and embarrassing places.

Cover your bottom but let the top go free!

~P.

H*O*T

“Holy hot as blazes” my mom would say.

I knew it was entirely too hot out when:

1. Ying peed as soon as I took him outside and he was ready to go back in immediately.

2. I drove my car to Verizon and had to pat my face with a bath towel to soak up the sweat.

3. I could see the dirt drying as I watered my plants.

4. The snow cone truck driver is MIA.

5. I sat on the toilet seat and almost slid off.

Hiding in the Pat cave,

~P.

How do you know it’s hot?

Fall Term 2012

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I feel like summer is passing so quickly that every day needs to be savored.  Before I know it classes will be back in at York College.

I’ve loaded my schedule up with some serious Humanities (English) classes and electives.

Advanced Composition

Short Story (according to one of my haters, I will be great at this because I’m a liar.  Rolling my eyes.)

Photography I

Audio Production

History of Rock and Roll

All my fall classes sound very interesting so I’m looking forward to heading back to campus.  Still need to narrow down my minor.  Multimedia, public speaking, creative writing, religion….errr I can’t make up my mind!!

I’m just not in any hurry as my summer has been the best ever in my life.

Just a Junior in the fall,

~P.

Just like riding a bike

I bought a Mongoose mountain bike back when I still lived with the man.  He pitched a fit saying I would spend $7,000 on a bike.  The used bike was $75 at the bike shop in Columbia.  I don’t buy anything new if I can help it because I’m thrifty.

I really never got around to riding the bike back then but I’m making up time for it now.  Tesla, Blaine, the neighbor kids and I love riding our bikes.  I’ve been telling Dale he needs to get a hobby for quite some time now.  Out of the blue he jumped on my 12 speed bike and scared the bejesus out of me.  Despite his paralysis on the left-hand side of his body, he was able to ride the bike with ease.

Tesla and I were very impressed, especially after he told us he hadn’t rode a bike since he was a teenager.  I said, “Honey you need to get a bike too!  That would be awesome if you rode bikes with us, ain’t Tesla?”  She chimed in, “Yes….awesome Dale!”

So Dale is looking for his bike.  That really makes me happy as it’s not only good for Dale’s health, it good for our family.  Now we need to teach his son how to ride a bike!

Exercise is great for the heart and brings a family together.

We will give Dale plenty of room while we ride….lol

~P.

 

Money makes monsters

I really get tired of hearing how money is so important.  I just need enough money to get by.  There is no burning desire in me to be a millionaire so I don’t live my life as if money is the ultimate goal.

My family is what’s most important to me.  I want to spend as much time with them as possible. (minus Walt)

To those who’s world revolves around the almighty buck, I feel bad for them.

Here is a message I received from a person who used to be a close friend:

Want to insult my show? Fuck off. I just pulled in more money in the last two week than all your welfare checks combined this year. Your website help cost you custody of your daughter and help you meet people who have sex with balloons. I’m meeting millionaires and some of the most influential people within the industry I’m in. My suggestion to you is to shut your big mouth. It’s gotten you in enough trouble.

I made a joke on his wife’s facebook status about his radio show causing his wife to fall asleep and that was what I got from him at 4 AM.

His message is so ill-informed I just had to share it.

1. I have received $0 in welfare.  (If he makes a penny he has me beat)

2. My website had nothing to do with custody.  The judge wouldn’t even let them talk about it after she concluded it wasn’t relevant.

3. I haven’t met anyone who has had sex with a balloon.

4. My mouth isn’t that big.

5. I’m not in any trouble.

My suggestions to him:

1.  Worry about your wife and children more than how many millionaires you meet.

2. Watch your eating habits….you are one fat fucker.

3. Don’t think I won’t tell the world everything you write to me.

4. Your secrets from the wife are about to bite you in the ass so prepare for covering it.

5. Spend time with your kids (instead of sending them permanently or semi-permanently to your parents or her grandparents that you’ve blackmailed rent money from)….millionaires don’t give a shit about you.  After awhile, neither will your wife and kids.

 

Some people shouldn’t marry or have children.

~P.

 

Dumb smoking law

The smoking ban on public housing property has been enacted to law.  If you live in or are visiting someone who receives rent assistance, you must be 25 feet from the rented property to smoke.

This new law doesn’t infringe on anyone’s rights.  There is no right to smoke in a rental home, it is a privilege.  The government isn’t trying to get people on assistance to quit smoking….it is a fire hazard thing.

I get that.  It’s all over the front paper of the York Sunday News and I’m sure most people understand.  When I smoked, I found it annoying when you couldn’t smoke in a bar.  Now that I don’t smoke, it is nice not to be choked with smoke while out for the night.

Here is what I don’t get: “Smokeless tobacco still will be permitted, but electronic cigarettes will be banned.”

Spitting in a cup or on the ground is still ok (Thank God spittoons are a thing of the past) but you can’t puff on flavored water vapors that are completely harmless to everyone?  I had a professor who smoked vapors in the classroom and no one even blinked.  (I did do a double take though.)

So the harmless (it is harmless right?) smoking activity is banned as if it were the same habit that causes cancer, fire, yellow teeth, etc. and spitting is still a disgusting habit that can take place in public housing.

What kind of sense doesn’t that make?

~P.