Ying woke

Ying woke early Saturday morning, stretching his long furry legs on the luxurious king size memory foam mattress fitted with six hundred thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, a silky comforter embellished with beautiful geometric shapes in various sizes, sixteen pillows matching the comforter’s pattern and colors all situated on an expensive handmade dark mahogany four poster bed passed down through eight generations of his owner’s family-German in descent-and shoved his cold nose into her hand, eager to get their morning routine started.

“It’s Saturday mutt!  Get away!” she yelled.

(Assignment was to write one sentence of at least 75 words followed by a short sentence)

Deer Here

York County is country.  Farms and fields, acre after acre.  Woods and animals, mile after mile…

Practice went well and the whole team was pumped for the game the following afternoon.  I loaded up the van with our gear: bats, balls, gloves, helmets.  Half the team depended on me for a ride to the games.  Anything smaller than a van wasn’t going to get us to the ball field.

It was getting dark after dropping off my team mates.  I was exhausted after a long day of classes, followed by practice, followed by delivering my girls to their homes.  Calculus was on my brain, calculating how long it would take to do my homework after a hot, relaxing shower.  The showering thoughts made me sigh.

He came out of nowhere.  My mind was still lingering on the shower when the white of his chest caught my eye, just not quickly enough.  I slammed on the brakes.  They squealed loud, the rear of the van began to fish-tail.  The impact slowed my momentum but sped up my heart rate.

I put the van in park to see how much damage he did.  The front passenger side was crushed.  Headlight obliterated, turn signal broken and hanging from various wires.  Damn it!  I walked around to the side and realized the door was also crushed.  Fucking deer.  Must have swung around to do double damage, just my luck.

It was completely dark now and I only had one headlight.  I glanced over at the fucking buck, my guts twisting when I realized he wasn’t dead.  All that damage to my van and the son of a bitch is still kicking two of his four legs.  One was missing completely and the other bent at an unnatural angle.  This didn’t stop him from attempting to get up.  His struggling, snorting and blood coming from various injuries should have evoked sympathy for the white-tail.  It didn’t.

I walked to the back of my van and opened one of the double doors.  I pulled out the team’s equipment bag and dragged it around to the front.  Two solid swings and his escape attempts ceased.

“You’re outta here!” I yelled, to no one in particular.

Meeting Evil~Movie Review

“Meeting Evil”  2012

Luke Wilson and Samuel L. Jackson star in this direct-to-video, mystery drama by Chris Fisher.  The setting is in an upscale neighborhood with most of the homes up for sale, including Wilson’s character’s home.  John Fleton (Wilson) is a beaten down man.  He is fired from his realtor job, is unable to sell his house he has not been able to afford and the backyard is a giant hole, waiting to become a swimming pool.

Richie, played by Jackson, knocks on John’s front door asking for a hand at getting his car started.  John, being that helpful type of guy, stops sulking long enough to give Richie’s car a running start.  Richie’s car backfires, injuring John and beginning an adventure of brutal murder and senseless crime with John as a kidnapped victim.

“Meeting Evil” adequately describes Jackson’s character.  If you liked Jackson in “Pulp Fiction” you will appreciate his performance as Richie.  Beyond that, the characters are flat and the plot is stretched thin.  The situations the characters are placed in are less than believable.  This would work if the movie wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.  It has an “R” rating and could have taken the leap to “slasher thriller” with over-the-top, bloody scenes.  Instead, the movie falls somewhere in-between.  The actors are top-notch from the main characters to the supporting actors portraying police officers.  The problem is the stiff dialogue between them.  Jackson’s character is the exception as his dark, sarcastic and often vulgar language lifts Richie out of the flat character persona that keeps the remaining characters from rising.

While I had solved the mystery of this film prior to the end, I did not expect the last few frame’s twists.  Ultimately, it is that twist and Jackson as a psychopathic killer that saves this movie from complete failure.

Girl in a glance

She stretches out in her chair.
Long, lean legs, feet draped in sandals.
Ivory leather weaving in and out of her toes.
Soft from wear, intricate knots holding fast.
Her piggies so cute….painted dark green.
Shiny, sexy…I try not to stare.

She crosses her legs, beginning a rhythmic rocking to unheard music.
Wiggling her toes..inviting for horsey rides.
Expertly shaven, they beg for touch.
A test for smoothness and search for skipped hairs.

Denim cut-offs, short but not Daisy in style.
Frayed on the end, pocket tips peak out at the bottom.
Belted at her waist, silver rivets in double rows wrapped-round in cotton.

Brilliant orange t-shirt, long-sleeve, tightly fitting her form.
Breasts beg for attention, not caring if she agrees.
Tiny buttons, open -inviting a glance.
A deep V forged, tantalizing….forbidden.

Ponytail -barely there.
Wisps of dirty blonde hair escape or were never captured.
Limp curls frame her face.
Clean and clear….natural beauty.

Eyes of brown, bright and alert.
Button nose with slight flare.
Balanced lips, quick to smile.
Perfect ears punctuated with piercings.
Tiny stones glinting- with the rocking of her sandaled foot and shiny toes.

Tyler Lyons~Interview of a photographer

Tyler Lyons, from Hampstead, MD is a graphic design major with a minor in photography at York College of PA.  Lyons’ photography on Facebook and Woodpress caught my attention and I requested an interview. 

You’re a junior? I’m technically a senior, but I’m graduating the fall of 2013 due to me being a transfer student from Penn College of Technology. 

How long have you been interested in photography? In Penn College’s Graphic Design program, an introductory photography course was required. They taught the basics of how to shoot black & white film. We learned everything from how to shoot, as well as developing the film and producing prints in the darkroom a very “old-school” process. One of the assignments was portraiture.  I went home and did my first “photo shoot” of my two best friends. That’s when I fell in love with portraiture. 

What got you interested in photography? The surprising success that came out of that first film shoot I did with my friends. I asked Santa for a Canon Rebel XSi for Christmas.  As soon as he delivered, I started using my friends for shoots. Once I started posting them on Facebook, people started coming to me and asking for shoots. In no way was I trying to do photography as anything more than a hobby, but I feel very blessed that I’ve ended up pursuing it. 

Inspired by any specific photographers? Sally Mann sticks out in my mind. Her portraits are more than just people. They’re dark, they’re intense, and they tell stories. Many photographers that inspire me are less known, my age, and I follow on Facebook. Kyle Thompson, Steven Sites, and Shane Black are the ones I find myself looking at the most. And oddly enough, America’s Next Top Model. I don’t watch the show for the drama, but rather to see how professional photographers go about doing more legitimate shoots. I write down their name, and look at their portfolios online later.

Particularly interesting photo shoot? Last year, I did a photo shoot similar to Keith Major’s powdered paint, but instead used liquid paints and it turned out extremely well. I had a male model, with cool tones of blue-green and purple, and a female model with warm tones of red and yellow. The male model submitted his photos to the American Eagles’ Best Shot contest, and placed 5th in the nation. The prize was a gift card to AE, as well as my photograph being shown on their billboard in Times Square. 

Other shoots that stick out were with my dancer friends. In my opinion, dancers are the best people to photograph because the compositions they can create by the contortion of their bodies are fantastic. These were featured in Google Plus’ photography contest as ‘best of’ under the category ‘fashion.’  Another dance shoot I did with the female model included some powdered paint, and smoke bombs. These colorful clouds of smoke gave it the interesting look. 

Career hopes/plans after college?  Ultimately, the goal is to get to NYC and become a photographer for big time clothing lines or Vogue! The only thing you need to succeed in life is an extreme passion for the thing you do, and a little luck. I’m determined to make it happen. 

Funny story or shoot gone wrong?  During the shoot with the paint and smoke bombs, the model slipped on a rock and took a less than graceful dive into the river. Was she hurt? Yes… Was it hilarious? Absolutely. 

 

More of Lyons’ photography can be viewed at http://tylerlyons.wordpress.com/

Drive By Press @ YCP

Drive By Press drove onto campus on September 6 to present a lecture and demonstrate first-hand how printmaking can be done on the road and out of a van.

Greg Nanney of New York is half of the duo that decided to put a printing press in the back of a pick-up truck and travel across the country promoting the art of printmaking.  Seven years ago Nanney and his partner Joseph Velasquez took every cent they had and invested it into their dream of sharing art with students and art enthusiasts.

This was a way to relate to the world and share their prints with multiples of people.  Their travels began in Midwestern USA with their first stop in South Dakota.  They quickly realized selling paper prints did not make enough money to keep their project afloat.  At the University of Maryland a student asked if they would do a print on his t-shirt.  This simple question flipped the switch on their inner light bulb and solved the dilemma of making money to keep their road trip rolling.

“T-shirts are democratic.  Not intimidating and everyone can wear one….our art isn’t exclusive.” Nunney said during his lecture.  As word spread of the traveling printing press the demand grew for their demonstrations.  During the summer breaks they printed and sold art at festivals continuing with their phrase of “teamwork to make dream work.”

Nunney and Velasquez have since split their team into three separate groups.  Nunney said, “The drawback of having three groups traveling is I have to carve three blocks of each design for printing.”

The groups also carry thousands of prints to display, made by many artists and each print has its own unique story.   Recently they have expanded their art form by printing onto custom skateboards.

Following the Thursday lecture, Nunney and fellow artist Wes, went to the parking lot outside of Wolf Hall for a hands-on demonstration of carving and printing techniques.  On Friday they printed outside of YCP’s downtown art studio at Marketview Arts.

York Fair 2012

We had a great day at the York Fair.  It wasn’t too hot and it didn’t pour down rain.

The first thing I noticed when I downloaded my fair pictures is how much Tesla has grown since the fair in 2008.

Tesla 2008

Tesla 2012

We enjoyed the animals the most.  The petting zoo and the farm animals were great.

 

Drew and Blaine were especially impressed by the gourds.

The rides are over-rated and over-priced, but it’s only once a year.

We walked so much even the kids complained their feet hurt!

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My feet are elevated and I’m relaxing….

~P.

YCP Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato & Chocolate Sandwiches

Does that sound disgusting to you?  Well let me tell you, it’s DELICIOUS!!!!

York College had a “make your own sandwich” sponsored by the graduating class of 2012.

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Don’t knock it till you try it!

~P.

History of Rock & Roll @ YCP

Ryan Hahn and Kevin Kroushour, both juniors, performed in The History of Rock & Roll class at York College of PA, introducing us to the acoustic and electric guitars.

Hahn is the guitarist and vocals of the five man group of all York College music majors.  Their band is Follow the Philosophy and can be heard on campus Tuesday and Wednesday nights practicing in Wolf Hall.  They currently do not have any gigs booked and are available to play at your business location or party celebration.

Hahn plays his Martin guitar

Hahn performed “Midnight Getaway” by Mike Sanchez.  He has been playing the guitar for 12 years and also plays the piano.  He recently submitted a song to a multinational music company.  The song,  called “Under Clear Blue Skies” was accepted it in three days.

The York based indie rock/pop band has played at Geneva Farms Bar & Grill and at the Relay for Life at York College.  They hope to perform again at the 2013 fundraiser.

Their website can be viewed here http://www.followthephilosophy.com/  and Facebook page here http://www.facebook.com/pages/Follow-the-Philosophy/119583731443679 Don’t forget to Like their page!

Kroushour plays his Squier Strat

Kroushour performed “Everlong” by The FooFighters.  He has been playing guitar for five years.  When asked if he plays any other instruments he responded, “I fool around with the bass and drums, I know a tiny bit about saxophone and piano, and the steel drum.”

Kroushour is the lead guitarist and back-up vocals in a trio group called Count Down to Eternity.  They are based out of York Springs and began performing in 2011.  The rock/metal band’s Facebook page can be found here  http://www.facebook.com/CountdownToEternity.  Don’t forget to Like their page too!

If only all classes could be this interesting!

~P.

Dear John~Softball

Dear John,

I just didn’t have time to write yesterday.  See my life is really busy with school, homework and the like.  Though I planned on being at Tesla’s appointment no matter what.

I’m still shaking my head about that phone call you made to me.  Something about me coming to pick up Tesla, take her to the surgeon and then run her back to the house.  Oh that’s right….it’s coming back to me now.  You had softball and that’s so important you didn’t want to miss it.  Tesla’s appointment…eh, not so important huh?

I told Zeth you called me asking if I could pick up Tesla for her appointment.

Zeth said, “Let me guess….he has softball.”  I said yep and they didn’t have a coach.  Zeth’s response, “If he would have called you when he was playing softball she wouldn’t have a broken arm to start with.”

I don’t know if you moved practice up or just left early or what…..I don’t even care.  What comforts me is my daughter counting down the days until we are together again.

You asked if I will be able to make her appointment when they cut the cast off and remove the pins.  I certainly will make it.  The real question?

Will you?

~P.