Chewing with your mouth open and other annoying habits humans have

My day has flown by but I accomplished much.  Some were just little things, like acing a test in History of Rock and Roll class or developing film I shot.  I had a five minute conversation with Tesla.  That girl is just my ball of sunshine.  There were bigger things, of course.  When isn’t there bigger things going on in my life?

Between my classes I went to the library to do some studying for my R&R quiz.  While trying to keep twenty songs in my head I was interrupted by a cell phone call.  It wasn’t a number I recognized.  That’s because the West Manchester police don’t usually call my digits.

So I am told to take down the audio of John having a meltdown in the front yard over a purple jacket (still missing) and how I make a big deal about him chewing with his mouth open.  Yes, I did tell him when he chewed with his mouth open four-plus years ago, but what does that have to do with anything we were discussing?

Meanwhile, Tesla has to either listen to me be berated or be pulled into the conversation by her dad.  He drills her, forcing her to answer his questions.  She is upset, scared and confused.  She, like me, didn’t get what the big deal was.  She had another jacket on and eight more upstairs to choose from.  It had to be the jacket she wore from her dad’s household.  I don’t know why.  It’s a control thing.

What do I get when I arrive home today? My neighbor up my ass about walking my dog around the yard.  Correct answer!  Good job, you must follow my life on Facebook.  Even though I pick up Ying poo, she feels the need to be nasty to me.  I don’t even look at her and she verbally attacks me.  Get a life!

Minding my own poo,

~P.

Mom & Daughter Skin Care

The importance of caring for your skin

 

 

Moms and Daughters Unite!

 

 

Let’s get her a makeup coach

MOMS & DAUGHTERS~~May I have your attention!

Plan a mother & daughter skincare date.  I will come to your home, or you may be guests at my home to learn more about the benefits of Mary Kay skin care products.

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Pattie

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Dr. Karen Morris-Priester

Humanities Lecture Series

 

The ability to relate to someone’s story on a personal level can make all the difference.

Dr. Karen Morris-Priester & Professor Nancy Eshelman

Between classes I ran into Nancy Eshelman.  I was lucky enough to have adjunct professor Eshelman, a retired journalist for The Harrisburg Patriot, for two writing classes at York College.  She asked me if I was attending the lecture by Dr. Karen Morris-Priester.  I hadn’t heard about the lecture that was part of the professionalism lecture series.  Eshelman recommended I attend because like herself and me, Morris-Priester was a former alternative student.

Karen was a child of the Harrisburg projects.  She grew up poor and found herself pregnant at the age of sixteen.  Refusing to drop out of school, she graduated and began working.  After having five children, she then got married.  By her own admission, she was doing everything the wrong way.

Her first jobs were secretarial and in the food service industry.  In time, she opened her own beauty salon but she never forgot her desire to study medicine.  Karen wanted to take evening classes at the community college in Harrisburg but her husband continually put her off.  Behind his back, she registered for classes, starting at a remedial level and didn’t tell him until the night of her first class.  It didn’t go over well with her husband but next to having her five children, sitting down for her first class was the most exhilarating feeling she ever experienced.

Attending part-time, it took Karen six years to earn her Associates degree.  She was working as a nurse at the Camphill Prison and registered at York College to earn her Bachelor’s degree in nursing.  Her life was stretched to its limit working fulltime and attending college fulltime.  The break she had between classes she would nap on the couches in Schmidt Library to get through the day.

Still, that little voice in her head continued to bring up her true goal, to become a doctor.  Karen made an appointment with her advisor and asked what classes she would need to take to eventually become a doctor.  She began taking the required classes for a medical degree.

“There were times with the electric was turned off until I could get caught up on paying for it.  I didn’t want people to know this because I don’t let other people tell me what I can do and neither should you because they will rain on your dreams.”  The electric was always eventually turned on.

Karen was accepted to a six week summer program at Yale for underprivileged minorities.  She was honored to be accepted and threw her heart into her classes.  Her determination paid off.  The university invited her to apply as a fulltime as a medical student.  She started the program two days before turning forty years old.

From Yale she applied at Harvard’s anesthesia program and was accepted and graduated using her own “Four P Plan” to achieve her goals.

Be Prepared: set goals, be ready for opportunities to fulfill those goals.

Be Positive: let people support you and surround yourself with those people.  Let “your haters” be a motivator to prove them wrong.

Be Persistent: take a step back to realize what needs changed.  Make those changes and keep moving forward in pursuing your goals.

Be Present: people watch what you do in situations.  How you accept challenges and new opportunities.

By following her own program she has reached her goal of becoming a doctor.  An unexpected reward for all her dedication was Johnson and Johnson Corporation paid off her school loans and gift tax of $220 thousand dollars.   Hard work does have its rewards.

Tesla’s first camera 1

I gave Tesla my old digital camera on the condition she take care of it.  She filled her memory card so I’m going to download her first series of photos.

My mini-me photographer.

I just reviewed Tesla’s photos.  ROFLMAO why are kids so fascinated with their poop?

~P.

Gordon Parks Exhibit at YCP

Gordon Parks Crossroads Exhibit at the Wolf Hall Cora Miller Gallery was hosted by Dr. Debra Willis.  She was his mentor and shared his life and work with the filled auditorium.  She took us back in history when she first met Parks, to interview him as a photographer.  What she found was Parks focus was always on family life, religion, work, the war, discrimination, death, women working, gangs, crime and more.  His camera recorded them all.

Gordon Parks 1912-2006

Parks makes a statement with his photos.  His portraits of people were unusual and he loved to use mirrors and available light.  He was particularly interested in discrimination of African Americans.  Parks interviewed his photo subjects, learned about them, and followed them home.

1948 Red Jackson & Hervie Levy look on at slain gang member Maurice Gaines

Red Jackson, legendary gang leader, let Parks drive him around as a chauffeur and photograph his life.  A gang leader’s life also included death, beatings and fascinating photographs.  There was that little stint with the Black Panthers: where Parks’ shoots his camera.  (Inside joke if you’re a photography buff.)

1970

Muhammad Ali, back in 1970 is legendary.  Parks subject is a well-known and loved boxer.  He captures Ali with perfect lighting.  His whites are crisp and his blacks are black.  The gleam of Ali’s skin is captured right to the drips of sweat on his chin.  This is exceptional photography.

High fashion photos on the street

“Bring the fashion to the streets” was Parks breakout idea.  Who needs a mannequin when models move and pose on their own?  Models on the street, at store fronts, bridges, sidewalk, etc wearing the hip clothes became the rage in photo advertising.  Parks pioneered that genre.

Dr. Willis said, “Gordon Parks wanted a photo to tell a story.  He wanted to make a difference with his camera when he was live and a hundred years after he was dead.”

The public is welcome view Parks exhibit at The York College until it’s closing November 12th.

Welcome!  ~P.

Pattie Crider’s Resume & CV

Patricia A. Crider
717-916-0586
pcrider@ycp.edu

Career Focus

Writer/Editor/Photographer responsibilities with a magazine, PR firm, book publisher, or newspaper.

Experience Summary

  • Experienced in writing feature articles, short stories, biographies, essays, editorial pieces, press releases, research reports, fiction and non-fiction.
    • Well versed in copyediting, transcription/editing of interviews, and proofreading.
    • Strong technical command of the English language; familiarity with virtually all writing styles; serious commitment to excellence in the printed and published word.
    • Strong background in business management and accounting.

Education

York College of Pennsylvania-Prof. Writing Major, Photography & Religious Studies Minor 2010-present
Dover Area High School-Diploma Dover, PA 1989

Professional
Experience

Manager/Writer,  – The Spartan, York, PA

  • Interviewer, researcher, reporter, OP articles, word puzzles, event coverage
  • Online manager of the Spartan website
6/10 –
Present
Writer,  Blogger – girlboxer1970.com Internet

  • Owner & operator-dedicated to tracking life as it happens around me.
  • Specifically focuses on college life.
  • Founder of Facebook Page “You Know You’re from Dover, PA when…”
11/10 –
Present
Co-owner – Delauter’s A1 Moving Helpers,  Windsor, PA    Established and managed a countrywide, fully licensed Household Goods Carrier

  • Filed all proper licensing, insurances, taxing agents.
  • Developed logos, brochures, postcards, company website, office templates, and referral program with tracking results.
  • Managed office of approx. 6 including payroll, tax filing, invoicing, phone calls, credit charges, client check payments.
  • Interview applicants, completed full background checks, credit checks, drug testing, arranged flights, storage rentals, house packing services, estimates.
  • Supervised moves and house packing, assisted by 1-6 employees
  • Communicated with all offices necessary, complied with all mandatory paperwork, attended to customer and employee issues, dismissal of employees.
  • Hired part-time secretary to assist with office duties, trained for 6 months
10/04 – 02/08
Public Servant – Pennsylvania.

  • PA Department of Liquor  -Assistant Manager Shrewsbury Wine & Spirits

-Attended to liquor sales, consumer needs, supervised full and part time clerks, daily paperwork, sales logs, controlled credit and cash receipts, implemented general promotions, ordered supplies, spirits, wine and special requests

  • PA Department of Labor & Industry  -Tax Technician  Harrisburg, PA

-Completed one year tax training in Unemployment Compensation 2003

-Receive and review employer’s UC taxes, calculate/determine tax status, issue vouchers for ledger changes, e-mail work assignments to agents assisting in the field, create client files,  billing/refunds, file bankruptcies, liens, sheriff sales, deferred applications, partial and full transfers of businesses

-Review and handle UC credits and charges for non-profit organizations completed all work assignments given in a timely and accurate manner.

-Retired end of year to establish a small business.

11/93 – 12/04

Computer Skills

WordPerfect • Microsoft Word • Quickbooks • WordPress • Twitter • Facebook • Tumblr

Click to read Curriculum Vitae  CV for PAC Patricia’s Path of life

Elegantly Haunted Art

The glass begged to be drank from… the black stem branching out from its base erupting into black and white…naked, leafless trees.  Left exposed to shine through the blood red wine.  The guests draped in the ghoulish costumes; gushing over my beautiful stemware.

Brandy Boswell, is a local artist and business owner in York, PA. Brandy began hand painting glassware for her annual Halloween Party. After her friends and family discovered her distinctive talent the need for her art exploded.  Her website is easy to navigate to view all the art and how to care for it.  http://www.elegantlyhaunted.com/

If you have another holiday in mind or a theme to your dining room Brandy is your go to girl for any custom painting on glass.  Painting has been a form of art for over 10,000 years.  Think about it; the first painting was done by cavemen on his walls.

If you have an idea and can envision it on glass, contact Brandy Boswell at elegantlyhaunted@gmail.com for an estimate of your unique, custom painted piece of work.

So it’s a pen…no, it’s a Smart Pen.

I admit it.  I lost the pen about a week after receiving it as a birthday gift from my boyfriend.  The pen can be replaced.  What I can’t replace is the recordings that were on that specific Smart Pen, also nicknamed Black Dog, (BD) shortly after I learned what a writer is referring with those very words.  Black dog is depression…I didn’t name my pen BD because I’m depressed.  I named it that because it helped take the depression away.  So I miss BD and I am still hoping it will return.

Oh, and my cousin, Holly Grove is tormenting me viciously at the loss of my pen.  She will pay for that.

~P.

Happy birthday Timmy Poo

Dear Tim,

I realize you are probably freaking out right about now.  Why the hell am I writing to you, my future ex-brother-in-law?  Duh, cause it’s your birthday!  Here are some things I am glad about on your birthday.  I made you a list:

1. It’s not my birthday.  Mine was recent enough.  Thanks.

2.  It’s not because you’re getting older.

3.  It’s because you’re getting better.

4.  Because it’s Bill Gates birthday.

5.  Cause you’re not your brother.

6.  Because you are my buddy.

It’s not like it’s a secret.

Happy birthday Poo!

~P.

It is my birthday and here are my wishes

It’s been four long years since I’ve celebrated a birthday with my daughter and husband.  Since that can’t happen, here is my top 10 birthday requests:

1. Nice weather.  Doesn’t have to be perfect, just nice.

2. Find out the divorce John signed for four years ago is actually getting somewhere.

3. Simple day at classes.

4. Have a good day with Ying who turns for and shares a birthday with me.

5. Eat dinner at Red Lobster.

6. Go to the End of the World lecture at York College.

7. Look younger.

8. Grasp the meaning of life.

9. Avoid crabs of any species.

10. Have my cake and eat it too.

Not a bad wish list.  Not bad at all.  😉

Actually, let’s make the divorce process four years after him filing be #1.

Birthday freedom,

~P.