Dear Tim,
I realize you are probably freaking out right about now. Why the hell am I writing to you, my future ex-brother-in-law? Duh, cause it’s your birthday! Here are some things I am glad about on your birthday. I made you a list:
1. It’s not my birthday. Mine was recent enough. Thanks.
2. It’s not because you’re getting older.
3. It’s because you’re getting better.
4. Because it’s Bill Gates birthday.
5. Cause you’re not your brother.
6. Because you are my buddy.
It’s not like it’s a secret.
Happy birthday Poo!
~P.
girlboxer1970 
Go ahead...take a swing. I'll duck and listen.