Squished Boobies with Silver Ball Nipples

I had my first mammogram today. I knew the squishing part was coming, but the little stickers with the silver ball threw me for a curve. They looked like a small BB or one of those candies on cakes. But could pass as tiny pasties for strippers, that in no way, would cover their nipples.  The nipple stickers were kind of cool, making me feel somewhat sexy, while waiting for the squishing part to begin.

Not very stripper like

Not very stripper like

The tech knew what she was doing, effectively getting my entire breast between two pieces of Plexiglas, and squishing it like a pancake. My temporary nipple jewelry created a marker on the x-ray film.  I was impressed how flat they were for the x-ray process, yet looked so full and huge looking on the film.  Honestly, they looked like large goblets to hold wine in, with  a jewel where the stem would begin to form.

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So I should hear next week about the mammogram and the results of my LIPIDS test.  I took pictures of my blood draw.  I kind of wish I had taken pictures while the tech was doing the mammogram. I didn’t think of that until I took this picture.

Just one vile today

Just one vial today

Once all the fun activities were done, I walked home.  I rarely walk along Rt 74, too busy for that nonsense. But I didn’t want to bother anyone for a ride back home after Jarrid dropped me off at Wellspan, in  Dover.  On my walk home I picked up things along the road that I thought might flatten a tire, looked unusual, or just amused me.  I did pick up a 5 foot piece of PVC piping and used it as a walking stick.  That worked well and no, I don’t know what I will use the piping for but, I’ll find a use for it.

There were more dead birds along the road than I would have imagined.  Are cars hitting them?  Seemed like an awful lot of rotting birds along the road.

Here are all the things I came across on my walk home.  I’m not sure what everything is, other than a road hazard in West York and Dover.

“You’re welcome” to all vehicular drivers from this area. ~P.

Flower Bed of Memories

I finished my flower bed today!  I’m pleased with the results!  The neighboring birds kept a close eye on me the entire time.  ~P.

Click the first picture to open the yard bird gallery!

Momma and her Baby Chick

I’ve been watching a bird and her baby ever since she built a nest in each hole of my neighbors birdhouse.  Deb said she really didn’t want birds in there, but the holes were open and Momma set up in this two story home.

I took some close-ups of Baby Chick while Momma was out worm hunting.  They did some test flights, which were mostly Baby Chick running with a few decent flight attempts.  Momma is in my flower bed right now, pecking for grubs.  There are plenty to pluck.  I’m just glad she isn’t diving at me at the moment.  She took two fly-bys and a few choice chirps to make it clear she was not pleased with me or the impromptu photo shoot.

Enjoy the photos…I’ll will add to them as I catch the birds out of the house.

~P.

Why Balloons?

Balloon appeal graph <——click to see what is most appealing to 50 responses of The Looner Questionnaire.  Found here—–> http://girlboxer1970.com/2012/02/19/looner-questionnaire/

What is it about balloons that makes some people feel more than just an urge to smile?

Balloons come in all sizes, they are colorful, soft,make noise and have a unique smell.  Balloons stimulate all the senses: touch, sight, scent, hearing and taste.

Wait, taste?  Well, lick or bite a balloon.  That smell has a taste to go with it.

What would you pop the balloons with?!

What would you pop the balloons with?!

This common object–cheap, fragile and easy to obtain–is a source of pleasure to countless numbers of people.  If this confuses you, I completely understand.  After a year of research in multiple degrees of involvement, interviews, and textual reading, I fully understand the interest in balloon fetishism, a community which is exploding in size.  (Pardon the pun, I couldn’t resist.)

The looner community is rather secretive and the only reason is because this fetish somehow is mentally connected to pedophilia in the minds of many people, who are not stimulated by balloons .  Pedophilia is a mental illness that causes sexual attraction to children.  This is not a fetish.  Crimes are committed in the act of pedophilia.  There is no crime in being a looner, and the only negativity is that imposed by ignorant people, not willing to understand what this harmless fetish is truly about.

I need to start thinking of creative titles.  Not that publishers really let you pick your own title, but who knows.  I might get lucky.

Drop me some comments….ideas/thoughts about a looner fetish book~!

I’m a happy popper!  U?

~P.

Construction, Overheated, Rain & One Long Needle

Yesterday I made an appointment to see my doctor about my foot.  Almost daily, my foot swells up and I have terrible pain, making walking difficult.  I was thrilled to get an appointment the next day, before I had to chew my foot off due to the pain.

There is no way possible to travel in York County without getting caught up in the construction.  One would think Pennsylvania has the best kept roads and bridges with the constant sight of Penn DOT workers on the roads.  Trust me, they are faking work.  😉

Follow the arrow for more construction!

Follow the arrow for more construction!

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I got to Windsor and noticed my car was overheated.  Probably from sitting, waiting my turn to get past the Penn DOT workers.  Great…so much for making it to my doctor appointment on time.  I pull into Rutter’s to let my car cool down.  I had a gallon of water in the car, prepared if it should overheat.

Ying car sits while I go into Rutter's for a drink.

Ying car sits while I go into Rutter’s for a drink.

When I came back out from getting a YooHoo and a chicken sandwich, there was a stranger beside my car.  He had a little bowl of water for Ying and asked me if I needed help with my car.  I told him I was waiting for it to cool down before I took the radiator cap off.  He had gloves and a rag in his work truck and went to get them, while I got the gallon of water out of my trunk.  When he returned, he took  care of removing the cap and pouring the water into the tiny little hole.  What a nice guy! (and easy on the eyes too!)

One nice deed completed for this guy, on his way home from second shift.

One nice deed completed for this guy, on his way home from second shift.

Now I’m back on the road and less than five miles to my doctor’s office.  I had called and told them I would be late but I had to let the car cool down, or I wouldn’t be going anywhere in my car in the future.  My 92 Honda looks like a piece of crap, but I love this car.  I paid $42 for it, it starts every day and it is cheap on gas.  As long as I can keep it running, I will drive this car!

So, I finally get to the doctor’s office and they take me back in a timely matter even though I was twenty minutes late.  I talked to my doctor, Carl, about my foot hurting again and he decided a cortisone shot was in order.  We also discussed what vaccines and immunizations I will need prior to my India trip.  He was going to start the vaccines, but the cortisone shot was more important.  One shot for the day was enough for me!  I take pain well and Carl was impressed.  He said, “You didn’t even flinch!  And you’re taking pictures too?”  I told him after giving birth, not much compares.

Do needles freak you out?

needle to footWhile we were discussing my foot, Carl noticed the huge bruises on the inside of my thighs.  He asked what the heck that was from and I explained.  “While trying to impress Tesla, I rode my bicycle down the cement stairs at the park.  My leg went under the seat and bruised me.  It’s been three days, so it’s not too bad.”

Ouchies!

Ouchies!

My doctor visit was over and I headed out the door.  The sky was so dark; a storm was imminent.  I had just posted on Facebook that a storm was brewing and five minutes later it hit.  I just love a good storm.  The more lightning and thunder, the better.  The construction workers, not so much.  Here are a few parting shots on my way back home.

skinny slow

skinny slow

Big Boy Slow

Big Boy Slow


Clouds

L shaped clouds

L shaped clouds

Rainy Pennsylvania Days

Rainy Pennsylvania Days

The Tuesday night Boot Camp at York Daily Record has been canceled due to the rain.  I imagine the field where we exercise is marsh land right now.  I couldn’t have participated tonight anyway as my doctor said to take it easy on my foot, especially the first 24 hours.  It’s rescheduled for Thursday and I will be there, just not pushing my foot to hard.

How was your day?!

Happy Rainy Tuesday,

~P.

Double Creek Marathon 2013

Gruver's Orange Army

Gruver’s Orange Army

The Double Creek Marathon was held today, June 15th, in Dover, PA.  A mile and half of North Salem Church Road was closed for the event.  Participants returned on the same road for a total of 3 miles.

Participating in the marathon was a small army of Gruver’s Boot Campers who have No More Excuses!  https://www.facebook.com/JeremyGruver

Downtown the mascot of the York Revolution baseball team joined in supporting the participants and the crowd.

One very grouchy Mike Fetrow refused to move his wide load out of the way.  I even offered to direct him while turning around but he refused.  Eventually, someone notified the police who told him to do exactly what I had offered to help with.  I get he had a certain route outlined by PA DOT, but there were 1000+ people and he was one grump in a truck.  (Some people haven’t changed much since high school.)

Photos from the event.  Click on the first small photo and the gallery will open for each section.

Jeremy Gruver's Outdoor Fitness Boot Camp

Jeremy Gruver’s Outdoor Fitness Boot Camp

BEFORE THE MARATHON

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WHILE THE RUNNERS WERE OUT

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THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN

Gruver Finish

 

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MARATHON PARTICIPANTS

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If you see yourself, comment on the picture and I will tag you!

Great Job Double Creek Marathonists & event co-ordinators

~P.

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Allentown students must wear uniforms

Allentown public school district has a strict uniform policy beginning in the fall.  How would you (parent or student) feel about required uniforms from kindergarten to graduation?

~P.

Allentown students won’t be allowed in classroom without uniform – mcall.com.

Phoenix mom accused of injecting child with drugs

Whatever happened to wanting your children to do better in life than you have done yourself?

An addict injects her own children…next she would have been selling them out for cash, to inject herself and daughters in a cycle that started at age 5 & 6.  Thank God they told a family relative who did the right thing and turned that poor excuse of a mother into the police.  I hope she never has the privilege of seeing her daughters again.  ~P.

Phoenix mom accused of injecting child with drugs – Yahoo! News.

‘Dirty Jobs’ auctioning special candy- Wertz Candies of Lebanon – Lebanon Daily News

Only Mike Rowe would come up with this!  ~P.

‘Dirty Jobs’ star auctioning special candy from Wertz Candies of Lebanon – Lebanon Daily News.

Book Buzz | West Manchester Twp. writer Pattie Crider wins award at Philly conference

Thank you Sarah Chain and the York Daily Record for the interview.  The print edition is scheduled for next Sunday, June 23rd.

Book Buzz | West Manchester Twp. writer Pattie Crider wins award at Philly conference. <-Click Here  

~P.