Easter Sunday~It wasn’t Jesus’ drama.

I signed the stupid paper stating John was allowing me to have Tesla from 4 PM on Easter Sunday until soccer tonight.  What I don’t understand is why Tesla couldn’t wear her Easter dress for pictures with Dale and I and then change clothes afterwards.  Nope, Heather said to “go buy your own dress for Tesla!”

The dress was a hand-me-down from one of Heather’s kids.  You know, the kids that are not to talk to me but still do and I have no control over it.

So, instead of just sharing the dress on Tesla’s behalf with everyone on Easter, Heather dressed Tesla in this.  Rabbit tail and all.

John said I have to talk to Heather about clothes.  No matter who I must talk to, why would you put that on Tesla and rubber band them to stay up?  TT wears a size 8….not 16-18.   I was so pissed…. Heather doesn’t want to write me a letter (unless maybe her lawyers do it for her) and doesn’t want a taped meeting.  Here is her message to me on John’s cell.  “when u would like to have a 2 way conversation.  u may call me on the home phone.  heather.”  What home phone Heather?  When I lived there it was 717-244-4949.  Do you consider the office number your home number now?  I don’t want to talk to you Heather, I want John to handle the things that have to do with Tesla.

Somedays…

~P.

 

Go Diego Go! ~Oxpecker episode

Best of friends

First get past the fact Oxpecker is in the title of this cartoon and my post.

Second, the other animal in this episode is hippopotamus, Greek for “Water Horse” and called a hippo.  I guess that is close enough to an ox.

No bird on this bull. I totally dig the bull though. lol

Finally, they share a symbiotic relationship. This is close and often long-term interaction between different biological species.  (wiki)

Gather my many friends

I wish Diego spoke more Spanish in the cartoon.  I would love to hear him say  The “oxpecker pecks the bugs off the back of a hippo to survive. ” The fact that this huge animal depends on a little bird to keep the parasites from eating him to death………..all the hippos keep the alligators away by showing their teeth and making loud noises.  If only humans could work together so well.  (no bug eating off of each other though…ew!)

Hippo and his Oxpecker

Tambien, I am jealous of Dora the Explorer’s amazing mochilla.  That chica can pull anything out of that backpack!

Give up the goods mochilla!

Dora is going to help me write my divorce party invitations and she doesn’t even know it.  Can’t she just pull them out of the backpack with everything else?  If she can fit raincoats, umbrellas, snowboards, and more…surely a divorce party invites, balloons and a cake will fit!  I know ella can do it!

Celebrate with Me!

Ok…back to studying Spanish with Tesla.  We are baking brownies too! She thought she had everything in the bowl.  I told her she forgot the egg.  Her solution… LOL

Tesla quickly added the egg to the brownie mix

So many topics in one blogpost!

Adios mi amigos,

~P.

Happy Easter

The Easter Bunny stopped by my home last night.  Didn’t leave ANY candy, only balloon shrapnel!

exploding balloons 5 short clips

How many way can I find to title a post about balloons?  I’ve decided to start a Balloon Category.  🙂

So what did you think of the YouTube balloon videos?

http://youtu.be/jiBAncGNKpQ 1st one…with little help.  hehe

http://youtu.be/woRLjTmnjXY  2 down…yes, I know I’m goofy

http://youtu.be/2ywK7YbjIEQ   3rd and my favorite!

http://youtu.be/MRIo25VPPRU 4th Waiting for Dale

______________________ 5th Private.  hahaha

~P.

 

 

 

Kinky Balloon

These are mildly kinky.  ;-0  ~P.

I make me laugh

What Kind of Riot?

LOVED this ALBUM

What an about ME title huh?  I almost confuse myself.

I’m taking a quick break before I die.  Exercising to Quiet Riot’s Greatest Hits album.  If you don’t know who they are….well…Go bang your head.

I pulled that album out and pushed it into the Bose.  It slowly sucked it in, but nothing happened.  A few seconds later a message came up on the screen;  UNABLE TO READ

Don’t read it Mr. Bose…just play it.

Determined to save my mental health, I said, “Ok you’re not the joker!” and ejected that disk!  Mama we’re all crazy now with the senseless bullshit in my life.  I am determined to be callin’ all the shots.

Now cum on feel the noize….it’s back to exercising!

~P.

 

Smoke and Explode

Last night I googled balloon + smoke and filled balloon and balloon explode

Here is what I got:

Paul Graves

Amazing balloon photographer, Paul Graves, caught my eye.  You’ll see why!

What do cops know?

Suddenly, my blog has become a hot topic concerning “who knows what about whos past” and “let’s have a judging session here on the Internet for the world to enjoy.”

AWESOME!!!!

I know John loves Tesla and I will not deny him time with her when I do get custody.  I’m the opposite of him and he knows it.  He just doesn’t want to share her.  I knew he would do this if he was awarded custody.  Possibly even Tesla knew if she lived with her dad there would be “difficulties” in seeing her mom.

The judge didn’t spell out everything because; John is supposed to have the responsibility to make sure Tesla spends time with her mother.

LaDonna forgets the judge said, “If this were based on attitude Mr. Delauter, you would lose because you have a bad attitude.”  She also said, “Ms. Crider, you are a good mother and I believe you have a good man in Mr. Hollinger.  Mr. Delauter, you are a good father.  This is not about who the better parent is, but where it is best for Tesla to reside.”  (note Heather’s name wasn’t even raised)

Will the judge think it is best for Tesla to reside with John after all this?  We shall see.

John had no response to why Heather was calling me at 10 PM to tell me how she is going to ruin my life.  Heather honey, John is doing just fine on his own.

Heck, the Lower Township Police said, “He’s not trying to ruin your life, he already did.”    Hey cop…you don’t know jackshit.

My life is just starting again.

~P.

21 favorites for the day

The search today?  Balloon + pizza   Balloon + eye  Balloon + hotdog