York College offers a diverse course selection. How diverse? Here’s my schedule:
SUMMER
Critical Thinking and Problem Solving (Math)
If only this class could help me solve the problem of still being married.
Elementary Spanish
I’ll be able to curse like a sailor and it will sound SEXY!
Recreational Shooting
Pistols, shotguns and rifles….Hells Yeah! A country girl’s dream class!!!!!!
FALL
Spanish II
Maybe I’ll start dreaming in Spanish…
History of Terrorism
I can’t imagine this class will be boring.
Terror in Literature
Should prepare me for writing a novel about my life.
Religious Cults and Alien Theory
Hot Damn, I love this college!!
Square Dancing
No, I will not be wearing plaid and cowboy boots.
Sculpture Art
Perhaps a sculpture of aliens terrorizing earth with rifles, shotguns and pistols while singing the Beer Barrel Polka in Spanish. 🙂
~P.