Caged

You know I think about you.  You like it that way.  I can’t get you off my mind, just keeping you at bay.

I know you think about me.  I like it that way.  Thoughts of kissing me intrude through-out your day.

What is it you want…what is it you need?  I’ve been trying for years… just to succeed.

My thoughts you invade…..I drift off and dream.

I am surrounded by balloons and locked in a cage.  The world is distorted by the colorful kaleidoscope.  I see movement. 

A human.  Female, dressed from head to toe in black latex. 

My eyes widen as I realized I couldn’t move inside the cage.  I was tied down with balloon string. 

The hot latex chick looked over at me and I could tell she was smiling.  Her lips were zippered shut, but her eyes gave it away.  At least she was smiling, that has to be good. 

A man appears.  I recognize you.  I know why you are here. 

You pull out a knife and walk towards me.  My eyes focus on the blade.

You begin to pop the balloons inside the cage.

I am terrified.

The latex slave’s eyes have glossed over.  She is giddy with excitement and anticipation.

Master has chosen a second slave.

balloon danger?

Balloons...not good hiding places.

Ok, this is scary.  I think I would keep a knife in my pocket just to be safe.

http://youtu.be/QhSD3hmpxa4

 

Miss J has cute feet!

http://youtu.be/7ybeoquGkvA

 

I think I would like to try this inside a balloon trick.  I can’t imagine what a balloon that size costs!

~P.

inflate, step and sit

I had a hand-full of balloons left and felt the need to pop!

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6325BD455D2AED38

I felt better afterwards!

~P

Go Diego Go! ~Oxpecker episode

Best of friends

First get past the fact Oxpecker is in the title of this cartoon and my post.

Second, the other animal in this episode is hippopotamus, Greek for “Water Horse” and called a hippo.  I guess that is close enough to an ox.

No bird on this bull. I totally dig the bull though. lol

Finally, they share a symbiotic relationship. This is close and often long-term interaction between different biological species.  (wiki)

Gather my many friends

I wish Diego spoke more Spanish in the cartoon.  I would love to hear him say  The “oxpecker pecks the bugs off the back of a hippo to survive. ” The fact that this huge animal depends on a little bird to keep the parasites from eating him to death………..all the hippos keep the alligators away by showing their teeth and making loud noises.  If only humans could work together so well.  (no bug eating off of each other though…ew!)

Hippo and his Oxpecker

Tambien, I am jealous of Dora the Explorer’s amazing mochilla.  That chica can pull anything out of that backpack!

Give up the goods mochilla!

Dora is going to help me write my divorce party invitations and she doesn’t even know it.  Can’t she just pull them out of the backpack with everything else?  If she can fit raincoats, umbrellas, snowboards, and more…surely a divorce party invites, balloons and a cake will fit!  I know ella can do it!

Celebrate with Me!

Ok…back to studying Spanish with Tesla.  We are baking brownies too! She thought she had everything in the bowl.  I told her she forgot the egg.  Her solution… LOL

Tesla quickly added the egg to the brownie mix

So many topics in one blogpost!

Adios mi amigos,

~P.

Happy Easter

The Easter Bunny stopped by my home last night.  Didn’t leave ANY candy, only balloon shrapnel!

exploding balloons 5 short clips

How many way can I find to title a post about balloons?  I’ve decided to start a Balloon Category.  🙂

So what did you think of the YouTube balloon videos?

http://youtu.be/jiBAncGNKpQ 1st one…with little help.  hehe

http://youtu.be/woRLjTmnjXY  2 down…yes, I know I’m goofy

http://youtu.be/2ywK7YbjIEQ   3rd and my favorite!

http://youtu.be/MRIo25VPPRU 4th Waiting for Dale

______________________ 5th Private.  hahaha

~P.

 

 

 

Kinky Balloon

These are mildly kinky.  ;-0  ~P.

Smoke and Explode

Last night I googled balloon + smoke and filled balloon and balloon explode

Here is what I got:

Paul Graves

Amazing balloon photographer, Paul Graves, caught my eye.  You’ll see why!

21 favorites for the day

The search today?  Balloon + pizza   Balloon + eye  Balloon + hotdog