Who is smart?!

John doesn’t read email and Heather doesn’t know how to open email. (yeah ok)  I would have believed it if she said “I can’t spell.”


LaDonna is on her honeymoon and John had to work today.  I’m surprised the world didn’t end….  Yes, John worked on a job!  Maybe he short on employees…I hope the job went better than some of the more recent ones.


Maybe my son is smarter than me, as John said to my face tonight.  Jarrid realized what a piece of —- John was way before I did.

Really, for not reading my blog or his emails, John sure knows what’s going on in my life.  John is just as obsessed with me now as the day he met me.  Sorry it didn’t work out.  Actually, I’m not sorry.  Thank God I got away.

Furthermore,  it’s sad that Tesla has to ride home in a work truck (must smell like stinky men) just because her dad has control issues and won’t let her ride with her cousin, Blaine and me.  Blaine and Tesla were in different gymnastic classes so they didn’t even get to talk.  The ride to back to her dad’s would have given them 10-15 minutes to chat.  But, no.  Daddy can’t let Tesla talk to her family.


Even though Tesla was in tears because she couldn’t ride with her mom, John didn’t care.  Of course he will blame it on me, saying I upset Tesla.  The child misses her mother but obviously her father and his current girlfriend don’t care.  Heather, you make me laugh when you tell people there is never a dull moment.  No shit, you signed up for it.  I almost can’t wait for your divorce and my divorce to go through.  Why?  Too see if the two of you actually get married.  Baaahaaaaahaaaaaa!  You know he is all yours!  I bet Dale and I marry before the two of you, because Dale is SINGLE and waiting to marry me!


Oh….I will never sign a divorce agreement that doesn’t completely remove my name from every document that currently holds John and I together.  So NO Heather, I won’t be signing off my house to you.  I realize that is your goal.

There should be NO reason Tesla can not go home with me right after school on Friday.  I will be at the school volunteering and Eastern has an dismissal making it much easier for her and I to be on our way after the school day.

Bullshit as usual,



  1. Dear Douchebag:

    Your constant monitoring of Pattie and Tesla is going to backfire on you when she is settled and takes your stupid ass to court. Remember every time that you keep Tesla from her mother is one more instance of child abuse that is emotional and psychological. Every instance is documented here, and in Tesla’s mind, which will be great testimony against you, you arrogant asshole. Keep it up, you failure of a man, as you are readily proving to be your namesake, Douchebag. You’re an asshole and you’re not thinking that when Tesla is old enough to decide who she wants to live with, though I have serious doubts that your custodial charges will last that tong, she is going to dump you like the piece of shit you are. Children have long memories, especially bad memories, so keep that it mind every time you keep Tesla away from seeing her mother you waste of air, breath and flesh.

    Twink your twinkie Douchenozzle for me, I love making her scream. No, scratch that. She’s probably a dead fuck.

    No Love,


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