I picked up Tesla at 5 PM tonight. I was a little bit early but it took another 15 minutes or so for her to come out. I walked up to the door three times, and rang the bell. I saw Heather in the house. John saw me at the door and yelled out “she will be out soon” through the glass. A little bit later John and Tesla came out, John carrying a large bag of gifts and Tesla’s school papers. He said he would pick up Tesla at my parents at 11:45. He’s on a tight schedule with Heather’s kids and all.
The gifts inside were for Dale: a cute stocking with a ginormous summer bologna stick, Hershey’s chocolates and walnuts. There was a coupon for Chili’s, buy and adult meal, get a kid’s meal free. It was expired. Not expired, were McD’s coupons. McD’s is his favorite place for quick food and a sweet tea.
I received a huge glass peanut jar. Inside was Christmas tea towels, oven mitt, pot holder, cookie mix, icing, sprinkles, and a cookie cutter. A second small gift was a Christmas ornament. It says Mother & Daughter with a hole for a picture. Hanging from the bottom is beautiful beading and a decorative tag that states: 2004 Hell, that was my first Christmas with John. No baby yet…
There is a gift for Grandma and Grandpa in the bag too.
So at 11:45, Tesla and I will give John and his new girlfriend and kids the gifts we have for them.
Santa,
I need a divorce for Christmas.
Sincerely and seriously,
~P.
What happened to noon? I would make HIM< THE ALMIGHTY ONE< IN HIS MIND ANYWAY….wait the extra 15 minutes to get her things 2gether. Enjoy her Pattie! and of course, your sons as well.