My girlfriend

Break out the purse.
Gonna spend your cash.
Glad we didn’t fuck.
I didn’t want a rash.

Good personality.
Bad upper lip.
You’re 3 points
I need a grip.

At the mall.
Shopping alone.
Left you behind.
In your own home.

The clubs tonight.
My ugly hag,
Do me a favor?
Wear a bag!

“Last Night”

It snowed last night.
I didn’t get no rest.
A fine white powder,
The very, very best.

It kept me awake.
My eyes on my friend.
Trust no one
Only an ear, I dare lend.

In age I am youth.
That is no surprise.
It is experience,
Making me wise.

Never watched Nascar.
People love so dear.
Just out of sight,
Though I can hear.

Quiet those damn cars,
Give me a break!
Tranquility I seek,
Within that white flake.