Break out the purse.
Gonna spend your cash.
Glad we didn’t fuck.
I didn’t want a rash.
Good personality.
Bad upper lip.
You’re 3 points
I need a grip.
At the mall.
Shopping alone.
Left you behind.
In your own home.
The clubs tonight.
My ugly hag,
Do me a favor?
Wear a bag!
girlboxer1970 
Go ahead...take a swing. I'll duck and listen.