It’s 8:15 PM and I’ve finally sat down in a comfortable seat for the first time today. It feels good.
<Big pause in typing while I relax and let my hands rest on the keyboard. >
My day started off with Geography, a class I happen to enjoy.
<Currently failing, but I have faith I can fix that.>
We took a quiz and I think I passed. I’ll know on Friday.
<Did the extra credit map for an extra 22 possible points.>
Next was Information Literacy (or IFL) which is a relatively informative and interesting computer class.
<The girl next to me is prego. She has terrible breath. I feel bad for her, the girl to her right, and me.>
I am doing a little presentation on Identity Theft for extra credit.
<The guy next to me looks at cars and car parts almost the entire class.>
So far only one other person has signed up. I guess no one needs the extra credit.
<Unless you don’t show up for class, there is no way to fail. Car Dude with pass with no problems.>
We could even work with a partner, which I think is ridiculous.
<I’d ask Prego, but her breath would probably kill me.>
I had a hot dog at the Chemistry Club’s Weenie Wednesday stand. $1 hotdogs and they’re all beef.
<They never have any burned dogs! I like my dogs burnt and very crispy.>
In the Professional Writing Studio, I worked on my Spanish presentation.
<Me llamo Rosetta Ramirez…>
I printed some research questionnaires about balloons.
<I think balloons are sexy. Who doesn’t love balloons?>
I chatted with some friends who were also hanging out in the studio.
<We must band together to fight the Writing Lab Trolls!>
Ying and I took several walks around campus because we both need the exercise.
<Well, I need the exercise. Ying is a skinny rat dog.>
Five and one half hours later I went to my daughter’s soccer practice.
<It was hard as hell to find her team. The coach didn’t give out the t-shirts at the beginning of practice.>
I watched her practice and signed up to provide a snack at a future game.
<Heather, the coaches’ girlfriend came over and gave me a schedule and hit me up for the snack list.>
Tesla did really well with the ball and following the directions of the coach.
<The pink cleats she got from a friend were adorable. Her daddy didn’t have to buy new ones after all.>
The coach did a great job considering he’s never coached soccer before.
<He’s a better softball player, everyone would agree, including him.>
I was proud of the coach. I could tell he was giving it his all.
<There was a knee brace on his left leg. A softball injury?>
He really enjoyed having all these children run around him, carrying out his directions.
<Let me tell you, this coach is very good at giving directions.>
The coaches’ girlfriend left, no one noticed but me, and maybe the coach.
<Heather isn’t the Head Soccer Mom for the purple team.>
After practice I hung around until there was no one left but Heather’s daughter, Tesla and John.
<Bria is adorable. She always says hello to me.>
The four of us walked towards the parking lot.
<Tesla said to Bria, “you can’t drink my mom’s iced tea because you don’t have the same germs.”
It was a very long walk and Tesla held my hand.
<Tesla said to me, “you and Daddy have the same germs.>
My other hand was full or I believe Bria would have wanted to hold it.
<I giggled and said, “Mommy’s germs mixed with Daddy’s germs and that made you!”>
Tesla and Bria laughed like crazy at that statement.
<Tesla said to John, “isn’t Mommy funny Daddy?” “Yeah, she’s funny.” John replied.>
John and I held conversation on the way to the truck. We can be civil.
<Well, I think we can. There are days I have my doubts. Deep down, he misses me. LOL>
I said goodbye to Tesla (and Bria) and asked John if he would send a note in to school Friday.
<I held my breath, waiting to hear his answer.>
He hesitated briefly and I said, “John, please send a note so I can get her Friday after class.”
<Don’t you dare say no in front of Tesla and Bria….>
He replied, “yes, I’ll send in the note.”
<Do I miss John? There are times I do. Especially when it comes to watching him play sports.>
“Thank you,” I replied. “What happened to your truck?” I asked, noticing the damage to the rear.
<Didn’t surprise me to see the damage. He can be very careless when driving.>
“I hit Ladonna’s car.”
<Is working as a secretary for John really worth the stress and drama?>
I went my way and my child, husband and husband’s girlfriend’s daughter went the other.
<I feel ripped off on so many levels by this marriage. Thank God for blogging.>
~P.
Go ahead...take a swing. I'll duck and listen.